Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Jun 23, 2015 9:16:28 am PDT #29360 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Apparently in NY they have to check your age to buy booze no matter what. This has happened a couple times already. At 61 I find it quite amusing.

Congrats to shrift!

Happy Teppy Day!!


Burrell - Jun 23, 2015 9:18:00 am PDT #29361 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Steph!

I am all for birthday waffles, that sounds delicious. DH it turns out loves waffles more than I realized. I guess I need to make them more often.

So I am still angsting out about my lack of appropriate writing samples for the current need, as it indicates a woeful lack of academic work on my part for the last, oh? 12 years? 12 years and I have one crappy article that makes me look like an idiot? Oh well. What they need of course is an editor, which I can do like gangbusters. But how do I prove that? Argh!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2015 9:18:08 am PDT #29362 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Teppy!

I overslept by more than an hour today, but at least picked the quietest day in forever to do it. The actual work I've had to do so far took me about two minutes.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2015 9:23:52 am PDT #29363 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Tep! Let there be so many waffles!


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 9:24:54 am PDT #29364 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today is a good day to eat waffles.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2015 9:30:26 am PDT #29365 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I am sitting in a booth, waiting for them to bring me strawberry waffles.

Envy me.

I would envy you, except I'm having my birthday waffle later.


-t - Jun 23, 2015 9:31:01 am PDT #29366 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, Burrell, I'm sorry for the angst.

lisah, I am SO JEALOUS of the walk-up window! I should start suggesting that to every restaurant in my little downtown, maybe one of them will start one.

My free lunch is here, hooray! It is not waffles, but it's not bad.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 23, 2015 9:34:11 am PDT #29367 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I feel like I was there with my friends a few weeks ago, but we got slices of cake. Is that the same place?


Jesse - Jun 23, 2015 9:44:22 am PDT #29368 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Burrell, you've been editing stuff, haven't you? If they need an editor, are publications even required?


SailAweigh - Jun 23, 2015 9:52:05 am PDT #29369 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Happy Birthday with waffles, Teppy!

We have a ton of food carts on campus, but none that sell waffles. Maybe that's something I should look into for when I retire many moons from now.

I am being nibbled to death by ducks. -t, I feel you with all your rescheduled meetings; that's most of what I do these days. I'm becoming a professional cat herder whether I like it or not.