Thanks, everybody! I wasn't actually fishing for birthday wishes; I really just wanted to talk about how much I want a waffle. Which is A LOT.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
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Steph L. - Jun 23, 2015 7:51:16 am PDT #29347 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Tom Scola - Jun 23, 2015 7:54:56 am PDT #29348 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Happy Birthday Steph!
Sue - Jun 23, 2015 8:01:40 am PDT #29349 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Happy birthday Steph!!!
Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2015 8:05:50 am PDT #29350 of 30000
brillig
Waffles are good, birthday waffles are better, good wishes on a birthday are free.
tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 8:08:29 am PDT #29351 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think I shall celebrate Steph's birthday by getting strawberry waffles for lunch.
ION, the checkout woman at Walgreens told me I look like Dan Aykroyd. Weird. And she asked when my birthday was before she would sell me sparklers. Apparently you have to be 18 to buy them here.
-t - Jun 23, 2015 8:10:42 am PDT #29352 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
A young Dan Aykroyd, then. Is this an effective flirting technique?
Now I want waffles, too. Mmm, waffles.
tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 8:16:19 am PDT #29353 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A young Dan Aykroyd, then. Is this an effective flirting technique?
I dunno--I was more confused than anything.
She told me than you have to be 18 to buy "anything that explodes." I decided not to mention that sparklers don't explode.
shrift - Jun 23, 2015 8:25:50 am PDT #29354 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Happy birthday, Teppy!
Atropa - Jun 23, 2015 8:40:29 am PDT #29355 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Happy birthday, Teppy!
Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2015 8:54:29 am PDT #29356 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Happy birthday, Steph!
They're called waffles because that's the sound they make when they hit the ground. WAFFLE
(That's the joke my mom once told my BFF, which she still laughs about. Every time I hear "waffle" I think of my mom doing the little waffle dance.)