The only horrifying part was when I was trying to come up with an example for DINAO and I said GWB or Jeb! and my mother was like, "That one's easy! Obviously Jeb."
That is hilarious. In her defense, you did take Death off the table.
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Jun 22, 2015 11:43:40 am PDT #29273 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
-t - Jun 22, 2015 11:59:36 am PDT #29274 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Don't beat yourself up, Burrell. That does sound like a cool opportunity!
I have marked that sarcasm story to read later. So interesting! Already I am all "dudes in the 1500s already needed sarcasm punctuation? Damn."
Burrell - Jun 22, 2015 12:17:51 pm PDT #29275 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That does sound like a cool opportunity!
Agreed, but probably one I will miss out on -- and rightly so -- because I have nothing to demonstrate that I can do it. And that's all on me.
Jesse - Jun 22, 2015 12:28:51 pm PDT #29276 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That is hilarious. In her defense, you did take Death off the table.
She didn't think it was a terrible option! Things I didn't need to know about my mother: would fuck Jeb Bush.
Burrell - Jun 22, 2015 12:34:08 pm PDT #29277 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That changes everything, Jesse
WindSparrow - Jun 22, 2015 12:35:28 pm PDT #29278 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Lots of purrs for Chumley.
Lee - Jun 22, 2015 12:38:11 pm PDT #29279 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I will not do a FCM with the three Bush men. Nope nope nope. Not gonna happen.
Unrelatedly, I made it through half of the work day before my headache made me go home. I am counting that as a win.
Lee - Jun 22, 2015 12:39:15 pm PDT #29280 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am sorry about Chumley
shrift - Jun 22, 2015 12:42:25 pm PDT #29281 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Haaaa so I guess we're tentatively scheduling my start date for July 6th although I'll be doing 50/50 work while we get someone in for my position and I train in the new position. So I'll probably be out in SF in July looking for a place to live, and actual moving may be Aug/Sept.
Ugh now I have to be a grown up and break the news to roommate and landlord.
shrift - Jun 22, 2015 12:43:23 pm PDT #29282 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Things I didn't need to know about my mother: would fuck Jeb Bush.
DYING