Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jun 22, 2015 12:38:11 pm PDT #29279 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I will not do a FCM with the three Bush men. Nope nope nope. Not gonna happen.

Unrelatedly, I made it through half of the work day before my headache made me go home. I am counting that as a win.


Lee - Jun 22, 2015 12:39:15 pm PDT #29280 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am sorry about Chumley


shrift - Jun 22, 2015 12:42:25 pm PDT #29281 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Haaaa so I guess we're tentatively scheduling my start date for July 6th although I'll be doing 50/50 work while we get someone in for my position and I train in the new position. So I'll probably be out in SF in July looking for a place to live, and actual moving may be Aug/Sept.

Ugh now I have to be a grown up and break the news to roommate and landlord.


shrift - Jun 22, 2015 12:43:23 pm PDT #29282 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Things I didn't need to know about my mother: would fuck Jeb Bush.

DYING


Burrell - Jun 22, 2015 12:44:26 pm PDT #29283 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Congrats on the new position, shrift!


Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2015 12:47:48 pm PDT #29284 of 30000
brillig

What brave new world, I just bought a new pair of Crocs online and paid via Paypal with money I got from eBay. It's the cii-ii-ircle of life!


Zenkitty - Jun 22, 2015 12:48:57 pm PDT #29285 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Congrats, shrift!


SailAweigh - Jun 22, 2015 12:50:05 pm PDT #29286 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Going to miss you being "local", Shrift, but now there's more excuse to go out and visit SF more often. If I ever earn enough money to start affording the occasional vacation more than 200 miles from home.


shrift - Jun 22, 2015 12:52:05 pm PDT #29287 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Thanks. It certainly will be an adventure.

And what the hell have I been doing with my life?

This is a question I usually ask myself in the shower while making aggravated noises and then reminding myself to just enjoy being in the shower UGH GOD DAMN IT.


sarameg - Jun 22, 2015 12:59:39 pm PDT #29288 of 30000

Puking kid in the pool right at the point where I'd wait longer than I had left to swim. Ugh. I hate new kid lessons.