I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.

Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'


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tommyrot - Jun 15, 2015 1:11:10 pm PDT #28755 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The storm seems to have passed and the sirens have stopped. Yay!


Connie Neil - Jun 15, 2015 1:12:14 pm PDT #28756 of 30000
brillig

"Watch" is like a watchman walking the walls of a castle. "Warning" is when the watchman sees trouble.

Medievalism is handy.


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2015 1:17:13 pm PDT #28757 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I did close my windows after lightning struck about a block away. (It struck right in front of my massage therapist's house, actually. She's a block from me.)


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 1:18:26 pm PDT #28758 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

He just explained to me his method for handwashing dishes and how "OCD" he is. He's been here for almost six hours now. He told me he was taking his time because it's a flat rate job and he doesn't have anything else today. Why, he could have done this in less than an hour! No kidding.

He's writing up the invoice, at last.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 1:19:01 pm PDT #28759 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yikes, tommy, stay safe!

I'm all mememe today. This guy is driving me crazy.


-t - Jun 15, 2015 1:19:03 pm PDT #28760 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Meep, tommyrot!

Crap, I can't stay late to finish this stuff, I have a doctor's appointment. I guess I will be working tonight. Dammit.


-t - Jun 15, 2015 1:19:46 pm PDT #28761 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hooray invoice!

That's a weird sentiment to express.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 1:20:11 pm PDT #28762 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

At this point, I'm paying him to leave.


Jesse - Jun 15, 2015 1:29:22 pm PDT #28763 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eek!

I may have a couple of lemons, still, but I can't just eat one of those for a snack.

I guess not, but apparently this asshole ate a bowl of lemons as a houseguest?


Dana - Jun 15, 2015 1:39:05 pm PDT #28764 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Why, he could have done this in less than an hour!

Oh, my god, I don't think I'd have been able to control my expression.