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'Serenity'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 15, 2015 1:19:03 pm PDT #28760 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Meep, tommyrot!

Crap, I can't stay late to finish this stuff, I have a doctor's appointment. I guess I will be working tonight. Dammit.


-t - Jun 15, 2015 1:19:46 pm PDT #28761 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hooray invoice!

That's a weird sentiment to express.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 1:20:11 pm PDT #28762 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

At this point, I'm paying him to leave.


Jesse - Jun 15, 2015 1:29:22 pm PDT #28763 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eek!

I may have a couple of lemons, still, but I can't just eat one of those for a snack.

I guess not, but apparently this asshole ate a bowl of lemons as a houseguest?


Dana - Jun 15, 2015 1:39:05 pm PDT #28764 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Why, he could have done this in less than an hour!

Oh, my god, I don't think I'd have been able to control my expression.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 1:50:56 pm PDT #28765 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

He knew there was no need for him to rush, since I work from home, you see.

I have paid him and he has departed.

In fairness, he did do a good job, and he even fixed my bathroom sink for free. It just took all afternoon while he told me the story of his life.


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2015 1:52:12 pm PDT #28766 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Too bad the story of his life wasn't more interesting.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 1:54:59 pm PDT #28767 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Well, it wasn't as interesting as he thought it was, for sure.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 15, 2015 1:55:07 pm PDT #28768 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I guess not, but apparently this asshole ate a bowl of lemons as a houseguest?

What the holy hell, New York Times? Why, why, why did anyone think this was a valuable story to write in any way? Ugh, hate the NYT so much, even more than this douche that they profiled for no good or interesting reason whatsoever.


-t - Jun 15, 2015 1:57:33 pm PDT #28769 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Waiting at the dr's office. Realized as I was checking in that I did not bring my regular eyeglasses in so now I am the tool wearing sunglasses indoors.