Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.

Connor ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 10:01:05 am PDT #28716 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The plumber is here and he will not stop talking to me. He just stood here for ten minutes telling me the story of his life. I now know more about this guy than some people I've dated. Seriously. STFU and finish the damn job.


Connie Neil - Jun 15, 2015 10:06:15 am PDT #28717 of 30000
brillig

I am also glad Franny gets to do sailing vamp another time. That sounds amazing!

Preserved for posterity before the typo can be fixed. Because a sailing vamp sounds very chic.


erikaj - Jun 15, 2015 10:08:45 am PDT #28718 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't know how we got the same grandma, Scola. Also, Father's Day can go scratch.(Yes, I sent a card. Although, of course, the timing's all wrong, but better early than late.) Anyway, haven't even heard word one from my dad in six months. He likes to pose like a dad on Facebook sometimes...somehow I find it unaccountably annoying that he'd rather not look like he is ignoring me, than, like, stop doing that. Of course he is probably often busy figuratively applying fondant to my stepbrother's ass.(Even I know one online class and living rent-free is BS. I had to do more than that and I'm not just a spiritual cripple.Hello? If you are doing less than the brain-damaged person, although I am a machine, that's a problem.)


Jesse - Jun 15, 2015 10:13:44 am PDT #28719 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, I can start preparing my blank stare for if people who should know better ask me about Father's Day.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 10:32:31 am PDT #28720 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Mr. Plumber whose full name I now know (as well as the names of your ex-wife, your fiancee, and your youngest son), I'm glad we are in agreement on the subject of bullying in schools. Please go back to work.

Every time he walks past me, he stops to tell me another story about his fascinating life and how awesome he is. If he weren't engaged, I'd think he was flirting with me.


Connie Neil - Jun 15, 2015 10:33:20 am PDT #28721 of 30000
brillig

If he weren't engaged, I'd think he was flirting with me.

He probably is, regardless of being engaged.


-t - Jun 15, 2015 10:33:24 am PDT #28722 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

For Pete's sake, Zen, how aggravating! I hope you aren't paying him by the hour.


Lee - Jun 15, 2015 10:39:04 am PDT #28723 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I seem to be trying to set a new record for how many minor work things I can fuck up in a single day. So far, I am at three, or maybe five, depending on how strict the scoring is.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2015 10:40:44 am PDT #28724 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

He probably is, regardless of being engaged.

Ugh. He probably is. I always think guys won't flirt with me when I look like crap, but they do. At least being engaged, he won't ask me out.

I'm paying him for the job, not by the hour, thank goodness.


Connie Neil - Jun 15, 2015 10:57:16 am PDT #28725 of 30000
brillig

I think I've decided on next year's trip--Venice Beach. A quick scan of prices of beach hotels is surprisingly cheap--at least in February, which is when I'm thinking of this trip, and I haven't seen the ocean in 15 years. Maybe October, depending on cash flow.