We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


P.M. Marc - Jun 14, 2015 4:27:32 pm PDT #28666 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Guac: avocado, lime, salt, nothing else.


Atropa - Jun 14, 2015 4:29:18 pm PDT #28667 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Guac: avocado, lime, salt, nothing else.

Yep. Oooh, I have those things. I could go make that RIGHT NOW.


-t - Jun 14, 2015 4:29:50 pm PDT #28668 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My microwave just made an unusual noise and shut itself off. That's new. I think the pot roast is probably done, anyway...


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2015 4:36:27 pm PDT #28669 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My microwave will sometimes shut off early when it senses what I'm heating is done. Usually it's right.


-t - Jun 14, 2015 4:46:07 pm PDT #28670 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Really? Neat. Maybe it's a feature I never knew I had.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2015 4:54:13 pm PDT #28671 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And I still have a bunch of raw kale and that second goose egg to figure out how I want to eat.

Sautee the kale in butter/garlic/lemon, serve poached goose egg on it. Voila! You just need something like quinoa to make it a some fancy spa biz.


-t - Jun 14, 2015 5:01:48 pm PDT #28672 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was already considering that! Without the quinoa. I don't need no stinking grains.


Zenkitty - Jun 14, 2015 5:42:29 pm PDT #28673 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Are you getting it delivered? I am confident that either the delivery people or the installation people (if they are different people, if that's all the same person I am more confident) will bring it upstairs for you.

Yes, it's being delivered, and the guy is bringing it up the stairs on a dolly. The last time someone did that (washer and dryer delivery) they messed up the floor and I have a weak floorboard at the top of the stairs now. I'm bracing for this delivery to turn into a broken-floor disaster. Because there's money in my savings account, and the Universe will not let that go on!


-t - Jun 14, 2015 6:22:10 pm PDT #28674 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ah. Well, I hope it goes better than you expect.


-t - Jun 15, 2015 4:10:53 am PDT #28675 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Microwave has not healed itself overnight. Fortunately I think I have a spare out in the shed. And meanwhile, frittata reheats in the toaster oven just fine.