Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ladies: F Olsen (and feel like an ancient perv, but she's got this Kathleen Turner voice thing going on, so, yeah), C Smulders, M Scarlett (husky voice AND dorky laugh!)
F VanCamp (SHE'S CANADIAN, plus, sometimes I binge watch Revenge, okay?), C Saldana (couldn't keep up with her), M Atwell.
Massive stage fright, a dislike of crowds, and a very noisy brain.
I would totally be good for him. He should call me.
I think aurelia's logic is best of all.
C Renner
F Downey
M Ruffalo
F Saldana, C VanCamp, M Atwell
F Scarlett, C Smulders, M Olsen
F VanCamp (SHE'S CANADIAN
So is Cobie! Damn, can't believe y'all are chucking her so quick. She's way funnier than Olsen. Robin Sparkles!
Lizzie Olsen is uncomfortably attractive, is what I'm saying.
Cobie's gorgeous, but doesn't really do it for me. Much like Hemsworth, only unlike Hemsworth, she would not be a useful lure for all the tail. Hemsworth would be a useful lure for all the tail.
Binge watch some Revenge. You'll be going to the VanCamp dark side soon enough.
OOO! ANOTHER HARD ONE!
FCM: Sebastian Stan, Don Cheadle, or Anthony Mackie?
or the Older Man Edition
Samuel L. Jackson, Tommy Lee Jones, or Stellan Skarsgård?
I may have to flip a coin in the first one, because I can't imagine chucking any of them. Shit.
And one with an easy out: FCM, Dominic Cooper, James D'Arcy, Chad Michael Murray
(I TOLD YOU I WOULD GIVE YOU AN EASY OUT, OKAY?)
F Sebastian Stan, M Don Cheadle, C Anthony Mackie
M Samuel L. Jackson, C Tommy Lee Jones, F Stellan Skarsgård?
M Dominic Cooper, C James D'Arcy, F Chad Michael Murray
What?
See, I'm with you on Cheadle, but I CANNOT CHOOSE WHO GETS CHUCKED AND IT IS AWFUL.
Like... I can't chuck Mackie! He's hot as hell and could totally give inside scoop on Lee Pace because he lived with him in high school AND college!
But... Sebastian Stan! He's so decorative! And Romanian! And cries so beautifully!