Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lizzie Olsen is uncomfortably attractive, is what I'm saying.
Cobie's gorgeous, but doesn't really do it for me. Much like Hemsworth, only unlike Hemsworth, she would not be a useful lure for all the tail. Hemsworth would be a useful lure for all the tail.
Binge watch some Revenge. You'll be going to the VanCamp dark side soon enough.
OOO! ANOTHER HARD ONE!
FCM: Sebastian Stan, Don Cheadle, or Anthony Mackie?
or the Older Man Edition
Samuel L. Jackson, Tommy Lee Jones, or Stellan Skarsgård?
I may have to flip a coin in the first one, because I can't imagine chucking any of them. Shit.
And one with an easy out: FCM, Dominic Cooper, James D'Arcy, Chad Michael Murray
(I TOLD YOU I WOULD GIVE YOU AN EASY OUT, OKAY?)
F Sebastian Stan, M Don Cheadle, C Anthony Mackie
M Samuel L. Jackson, C Tommy Lee Jones, F Stellan Skarsgård?
M Dominic Cooper, C James D'Arcy, F Chad Michael Murray
What?
See, I'm with you on Cheadle, but I CANNOT CHOOSE WHO GETS CHUCKED AND IT IS AWFUL.
Like... I can't chuck Mackie! He's hot as hell and could totally give inside scoop on Lee Pace because he lived with him in high school AND college!
But... Sebastian Stan! He's so decorative! And Romanian! And cries so beautifully!
F Chad Michael Murray
Well, it takes all kinds, I guess.
I would also C Tommy Lee Jones. I cannot determine who gets the F and who gets the M. Like, I feel I could have an interesting companionate marriage with Stellan Skarsgård, so I guess he gets the M? I dunno. F SLJ.
F Cooper, M D'Arcy (even though he lies about his age), C Chad over to you, Lee.
I own a movie with CMM in it.
True facts.
None of the people mentioned above do anything for me. I got nothin--can't even come up with an appropriate 3rd person for FCM Tom Hardy and Charlize!