Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dcp - Jun 08, 2015 1:46:02 pm PDT #28207 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

My volunteer maple seems to be doing well. I am tempted to call him Groot. [link]


Ginger - Jun 08, 2015 1:54:29 pm PDT #28208 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So 5 hours later I have eaten all depressingly healthy snacks from the machines, had a tetanus shot, gotten an antibiotic prescription and possibly convinced a nice doctor named Dr. Patel to read Henry Adams.

One of my great-grandmother's sisters ran outside to try to get the laundry in before a storm and was killed by lightning. The story goes that she was wearing a dress with metal buttons down the front and had burns where each button touched her.


Connie Neil - Jun 08, 2015 1:59:36 pm PDT #28209 of 30000
brillig

We had a lovely storm Saturday evening, with some wonderful lightning hitting the lake 3 miles away. Some big boomers. I really missed having Shadow around, because he'd curl up in my arms as I sat on the porch and watch the rain with me.


sarameg - Jun 08, 2015 2:10:40 pm PDT #28210 of 30000

Too many Hs for it to be me! But he was so aptly named. And I don't think he grew into it, he just is a Loki.

I grew up in high desert; I have a healthy respect for, but not fear, of lightning storms. Been in buildings struck, once in a lake when it struck water somehow connected (mild body tingle-pop up storm, we didn't even see the clouds over the ridge until it happened,) had my hair stand up and all metal on my body warm. I'm probably a little careless just because I like to watch so much. And one's definitely coming now!


DavidS - Jun 08, 2015 2:16:40 pm PDT #28211 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm leaving early to hit the salon

Okay, that's automatically a holiday for me. Plus it's the MLB draft day. Oh, and I'm picking up my new computer at the Apple Store just as soon as Matilda's Date With Justice is over.

So I feel like I zigged where Monday zagged.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2015 2:25:35 pm PDT #28212 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today I unplugged my bathtub with a snake, so I accomplished something besides eating hail.

I'm hoping mor more storms tonight but it's looking less likely.


-t - Jun 08, 2015 2:31:42 pm PDT #28213 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think the radio said we might have thunderstorms on Wednesday? I wasn't really paying attention. There was something about hail. While I was driving around in the 105° heat it all sounded pretty impossible.

My Monday continued to Monday. I had a doctor's appointment for regular preventive tests this afternoon, so I was supposed to leave the office early, so of course urgent stuff came in for to me right before I was trying to leave. Got out only a few minutes late, got to Kaiser about 10 minutes late for my appointment, stood in line for a bit and when I got up to the front got told "Oh, I'm sorry, you must be one of the people I couldn't reach" - my doctor called in sick. No big deal, we rescheduled and now they have my cell phone # (I could have sworn I went through this before but maybe that was a different department and they don't share phone numbers, who knows?). Got back out to my car and the "buy gas now" light came on, and the one on my dashboard does not give me a lot of notice, so I went and took care of that (horrible mileage this last tank). But then I went to Jamba Juice and spent my gift card ($5, it turns out, which almost paid for my drink), decided Bath & Body Works was more than I was willing to attempt, and came on home. I did leave the curtains drawn, and the inside of my house is not too hot AND my evil supply company parcel was waiting for me. So things are looking up!

That does look like a Groot, dcp.


Zenkitty - Jun 08, 2015 2:46:37 pm PDT #28214 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My mom and I saw ball lightning appear in our kitchen once, ahead of a coming storm. We heard a crack like glass breaking and looked up, and there was this ball of bright white light on the ceiling. It hung there a second, then shot across the room and disappeared. Weirdest thing.


Burrell - Jun 08, 2015 3:02:29 pm PDT #28215 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Freaky, Zen!


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2015 3:04:24 pm PDT #28216 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've always wanted to see ball lightning. It's the kind of thing that sounds too freaky to be true.