Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2015 6:13:41 am PDT #28088 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My cat is looking for the 'like' button.


amych - Jun 07, 2015 6:27:20 am PDT #28089 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

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Sorry. Cat-like typing.


amych - Jun 07, 2015 6:28:17 am PDT #28090 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(it kinda ruins the joke when the cat edits his post, don't you think?)


-t - Jun 07, 2015 6:36:04 am PDT #28091 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nah, still funny.

Hey, look, I have a Bath & Body Works gift card from December that I never used! And a Jamba Juice gift card from like a year ago that I hope is still good. Maybe I will go spend those tomorrow after work...soap and a smoothie sounds pretty good.


Jesse - Jun 07, 2015 6:47:24 am PDT #28092 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(it kinda ruins the joke when the cat edits his post, don't you think?)

Hee. Yeah, still funny, and now browser-friendly!

I did manage to get up and shower and change the bed and put in laundry. Lunch with a friend next.


-t - Jun 07, 2015 7:10:50 am PDT #28093 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's been so long since I went for a run that I forgot my ZombieLink username. In my defense, it's case-sensitive and that is what I was getting wrong, capitalization. But now I'm ready to go and I will not let the nagging feeling that I should empty the dishwasher and start a new load to run while I run get in my way, dammit.

I do, however, need headphones. Oh, self.


Zenkitty - Jun 07, 2015 7:50:16 am PDT #28094 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yesterday I cleaned up my bedroom from the detritus of a month of depression, and found a few things I bought online that it's now too late to return. I hate it when I do that.


brenda m - Jun 07, 2015 7:59:22 am PDT #28095 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh hai, expensive digital camera and duplicate versions of FitBit type thingies.


Zenkitty - Jun 07, 2015 8:02:37 am PDT #28096 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have two Fitbits because I lost one and didn't discover it (in a pile of clothing) until after I'd gotten the new one.


sj - Jun 07, 2015 8:05:26 am PDT #28097 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

found a few things I bought online that it's now too late to return. I hate it when I do that.

There are so many things in my home that fall into this category.