Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - May 26, 2015 4:39:45 pm PDT #27283 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I was standing next to a dog on the subway tonight, and I don't think it was a service dog. If it was, it was poorly trained. It ended up laying its head on my foot, which I actually thought was kind of sweet, but can imagine many MANY people not appreciating!

My neighbour has a service dog, and he likes to jump up on me. That may be mainly when he's off duty, but it's happened a couple of times at the bus stop. He is a lab, so it's not like I was surprised.

Steph, almost every time I have an anxiety/stress situation, I crash and get terrible headache. Take care.


Jesse - May 26, 2015 4:43:27 pm PDT #27284 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, this was maybe a lab or something. Some kind of shaggy big dog. Hard to tell because we were so jammed together in the subway! And also I'm not that crazy about dogs.


brenda m - May 26, 2015 4:58:29 pm PDT #27285 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Service dogs can be for spotting seizures or other things that unlike guide dogs don't necessarily require that kind of total focus. For everyone's sake they should be well trained, but do sometimes act more like pets.


Ginger - May 26, 2015 5:09:03 pm PDT #27286 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

How does air get out of the lung into the cavity? Does the lung spring a leak?

The lung does spring a leak. According to Dr Google, small air blisters with the unlikely name of blebs can form on the lung, and sometimes they burst, allowing air to leak. This doesn't sound like intelligent design to me.

Hil, my arthritis sometimes attacks fingers that way. Do the joints feel warm?

Mr Peabody would be an excellent service dog, if the service was to keep people away from me by biting them on the ankles. I understand nipping at the ankles is a corgi trait, and I have a friend who likes to imagine the Queen's herd of corgis nipping at all available ankles, while the possessors of said ankles try to pretend that nothing happened.


hippocampus - May 26, 2015 5:20:38 pm PDT #27287 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

The official medical term for Tim's collapsed lung is "spontaneous pneumothorax," which is metal as HELL.

tell him next time to go for exploding into blue confetti instead. Less traumatizing / more amusing to loved ones.

Love to you both and much ~ma for continued re-inflation.


tommyrot - May 26, 2015 5:23:46 pm PDT #27288 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Service dogs can be for spotting seizures or other things that unlike guide dogs don't necessarily require that kind of total focus. For everyone's sake they should be well trained, but do sometimes act more like pets.

Huh.

ION, I have a happy, purring cat on my lap. This seems to happen a lot.


Connie Neil - May 26, 2015 5:26:34 pm PDT #27289 of 30000
brillig

the Queen's herd of corgis

That reminds me of a show I saw on Windsor Castle. The Warden of the Castle has a black lab, and he was talking about one of the other high officials that lives in the Castle, who said "Everyone important here has a black lab, it seems." To which the Warden replied, "No, everyone important has corgis."


Hil R. - May 26, 2015 5:33:19 pm PDT #27290 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, my arthritis sometimes attacks fingers that way. Do the joints feel warm?

Yeah. I took some pain meds, and it's feeling somewhat better. It's not actually the joints in my fingers that are swollen, but the ones in my hands.


Burrell - May 26, 2015 5:53:02 pm PDT #27291 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I know enough people who own "service dog" coats whose dogs have no service training whatsoever, that I just assume that any service dog that acts like a pet out for a walk with its person, instead of a trained dog providing a service, is actually just that. That said, I don't think it's my business to get all bothered by that, especially since brenda's right, they might well be providing a service that isn't clearly apparent to me.


Jessica - May 26, 2015 6:18:45 pm PDT #27292 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I may have run out of both spoons and brain.

This being the first post in here after catching up on iZombie in Boxed Set, the image in my head is probably not the one you intended.

spontaneous pneumothorax

So once he's out of the hospital, is Tim going to get this tattooed on his chest where the re-inflated lung is and tell everyone it's the name of his biker gang? (Please say yes. I don't care if it's true.)

The house has multiple offers so the seller has requested everyone submit one last best final offer. I have a feeling we're not going to win this little bidding war, because we really can't afford to go much higher than the asking price (and even the asking price is high for a 165 year-old house that's going to need a LOT of upkeep).