Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

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Ginger - May 26, 2015 1:59:56 pm PDT #27269 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I hope Tim can come home soon, and this turns out to be a one-time freaky thing that you can refer to as "this one time, when Tim had a spontaneous pneumothorax...."

I googled, of course, and apparently spontaneous collapsed lungs are more common in young, tall men.

Poor Mr Peabody. He was outside when it started storming. He was afraid to run through the storm, so I was outside in the rain trying to talk him in. Finally, a big crash of thunder convinced him.


Laura - May 26, 2015 2:11:32 pm PDT #27270 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

and apparently spontaneous collapsed lungs are more common in young, tall men.

This happened to my friend's son, and yes, he was a tall young man. No reason, he was at work when he told his boss that something was really wrong. He was fine after they did the inflation thing.


Zenkitty - May 26, 2015 2:12:19 pm PDT #27271 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The official medical term for Tim's collapsed lung is "spontaneous pneumothorax," which is metal as HELL.

\\ m/

I wanted to write it out in some bleeding illegible font, but I couldn't figure out how.

Poor Mr. Peabody! I feel for him - when our fear of what's happening stops us from escaping what's happening... until something scarier drives us through it... an apt metaphor, little dog.

eta: dammit, I will edit this post until I get that fucking \\ m/ right.


aurelia - May 26, 2015 2:17:11 pm PDT #27272 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

That totally sounds like an episode of ER! I hope Tim is breathing much easier now.


Steph L. - May 26, 2015 2:20:08 pm PDT #27273 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I googled, of course, and apparently spontaneous collapsed lungs are more common in young, tall men.

Heh. I'll tell him that; he'll appreciate it. (He is neither young nor tall. For real, he believed for YEARS that he's 5'10", even though when we hug I can almost look him in the eyes, and I am 5'6". Then one day he came home from an annual physical completely crestfallen. "Did you know I'm...only 5'8"?!?" he demanded? [Honestly, I think it's more like 5'7", but I won't begrudge his ego that inch.])

I *really* don't like the idea that our lungs can just decide to fuck off for no reason.


Nora Deirdre - May 26, 2015 2:25:06 pm PDT #27274 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I *really* don't like the idea that our lungs can just decide to fuck off for no reason.

Me too! Also, the appendix! I mean, not only does it not actually DO anything, it can mess you up!


Connie Neil - May 26, 2015 2:25:16 pm PDT #27275 of 30000
brillig

He looks tall in pictures. I guess it's the skinniness.

I would be monitoring every breath, waiting for a lung to suddenly go limp. Hell, I might do that anyway, though I am neither tall nor young nor male.

edit: How does air get out of the lung into the cavity? Does the lung spring a leak?


-t - May 26, 2015 2:30:43 pm PDT #27276 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

He looks tall in pictures.

That's what I was gonna say! Of course, to me 5'8" is tall. So.

I was supposed to run 3 miles today, I think I'm going to change into pajamas and eat some scrambled eggs instead.


Hil R. - May 26, 2015 2:31:34 pm PDT #27277 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My hand is really swollen, and I have no idea why. It's a couple of specific joints that are inflamed, and usually it gets like that if I've been doing a lot of writing by hand, since those are the joints that get pressure when I write, but I've done barely any writing lately. But those joints are really visibly swollen, and hurt like hell.


Steph L. - May 26, 2015 2:35:52 pm PDT #27278 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

edit: How does air get out of the lung into the cavity? Does the lung spring a leak?

It can. That's the weird part about this: NO IDEA why it happened. I have to double check and see if his lung sprung a leak or what.

I ate some dinner and took ibuprofen, because as it turns out, Hulking out in the waiting room gives me a headache. Now I'm going to pack Tim a bag and head back over. I would smuggle in a cat if I could, but they're not very stealthy. (For real, though, when my brother was in the hospital for detox when he quit drinking, they allowed dogs to visit. Not just therapy dogs, but the patients' pets. They kept a bowl of treats at the information desk. That's so awesome. I would totally take Kato over if I was allowed.)