Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 23, 2015 6:10:24 pm PDT #27024 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh sara, you are such a good egg.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2015 6:35:20 pm PDT #27025 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Shrift, want me to root for the Ducks and bring them Boston's doofy playoff bad luck by proxy?


sarameg - May 23, 2015 6:43:03 pm PDT #27026 of 30000

It's frustrating because even if I were an extrovert with training and networks, it would be challenging, but I'm me and so I feel guilty about the boundaries I have to set. Like, I'd love to set up a semimonthly get together for a handful of folk I've met in the hood who are kinda shut ins but who also talk to me. I also know I am not the person to be organizing that. I'd fail them.


shrift - May 23, 2015 6:52:10 pm PDT #27027 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Shrift, want me to root for the Ducks and bring them Boston's doofy playoff bad luck by proxy?

The basketball bros are gone, at least, but we're 2OT and I would like to go home sometime soon where there will be blessed silence. So I would be grateful if you did.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2015 7:06:32 pm PDT #27028 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Man, I'm just envisioning Chris Chelios screaming "SUPPORT YOUR GOALIE AND CLEAR THE DAMN PUCK!!!" to the Chicago defensemen, possibly while tearing the arms of his seat loose from their moorings.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2015 7:11:12 pm PDT #27029 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Score!


brenda m - May 23, 2015 7:14:39 pm PDT #27030 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Thanks Matt!


shrift - May 23, 2015 7:32:14 pm PDT #27031 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Thanks, Matt! I'm heading home now.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2015 7:35:31 pm PDT #27032 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ha! Milbury's triple overtime prediction failed to take into account my family's hereditary knack for poisoning playoff chances! (The Cubs don't have a prayer of a World Series win as long as my dad is alive...)


Lee - May 23, 2015 8:43:39 pm PDT #27033 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

We broke my mother's rental car.

Oops