I need new glasses badly. I can't see the time on the cable box, my night vision is horrible, and I am getting headaches all the time. I have a pounder now.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jul 24, 2014 5:20:13 am PDT #2697 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
-t - Jul 24, 2014 5:23:46 am PDT #2698 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
And I just tried to go get coffee without my cup. This is gonna be an interesting day.
Tom Scola - Jul 24, 2014 5:24:57 am PDT #2699 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Jesse - Jul 24, 2014 5:39:22 am PDT #2700 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I get really confused when I hear about losing glasses, because mine are always on my face! (NB: When I was a kid, I thought I could tell if my mother was awake or asleep by her glasses, not her eyelids. Eyes open, no glasses? Probably asleep!)
So, after all my drama (and a coworker driving in from the suburbs specifically for the meeting), we couldn't get the phone connection. Wah-wah.
Theodosia - Jul 24, 2014 5:55:14 am PDT #2701 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
What's amazing about the photobomb is that the Queen is smiling, which you pretty much never see. We must have been very amused, indeed.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 24, 2014 5:57:32 am PDT #2702 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm having a maintenance guy fix my garbage disposal, which jammed up Tuesday night when I wasn't quick enough on the switch after hearing it make a loud grinding noise. Turns out my cats had used it as the goal for a game of soccer with a Bic lighter as the ball; I was only able to fish out the plastic part.
In completely unrelated news, the vet just called to tell me Jackson is recovering nicely after being neutered this morning.
brenda m - Jul 24, 2014 6:02:42 am PDT #2703 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That's a little harsh for kicking around a lighter. But glad he's doing well.
§ ita § - Jul 24, 2014 6:07:20 am PDT #2704 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG those cookies sound amazing, ita.
I'm not a big cherry fan, but I think they would be even better with them than cranberries.
Pix, is there a patron saint of dogs? I think a candle needs lighting, or something. I light a virtual one for you.
-t - Jul 24, 2014 6:08:23 am PDT #2705 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Heh to Matt.
I get really confused when I hear about losing glasses, because mine are always on my face!
Now that I carry around three different pairs (regular, computer, sun - I don't necessarily need all three with me all the time, but often enough) all the time I worry about losing glasses CONSTANTLY
Connie Neil - Jul 24, 2014 6:27:45 am PDT #2706 of 30000
brillig
I have discovered unfuckyourhabitat. Not as precious as the Flylady, constant reiteration of "take it in chunks, just get up and do it, it can be done."
I need to focus on "Take the trash out." I can put it in the bag, but getting it to the can outside seems to inspire the universe to slap me with "don't wanna."