I have a problem wherein the use of F in an internet acronym always means fuck. Thus when people tell me they are WFH I am taken aback for a minute
Before I knew what FTW meant, it'd remind me of WTF so I saw it as "Fuck The What?"
People forget things. All the time.
I've lost count of how many expensive umbrellas I've left on trains. Of course I never forget the cheap ones.
I need new glasses badly. I can't see the time on the cable box, my night vision is horrible, and I am getting headaches all the time. I have a pounder now.
And I just tried to go get coffee without my cup. This is gonna be an interesting day.
I get really confused when I hear about losing glasses, because mine are always on my face! (NB: When I was a kid, I thought I could tell if my mother was awake or asleep by her glasses, not her eyelids. Eyes open, no glasses? Probably asleep!)
So, after all my drama (and a coworker driving in from the suburbs specifically for the meeting), we couldn't get the phone connection. Wah-wah.
What's amazing about the photobomb is that the Queen is smiling, which you pretty much never see. We must have been very amused, indeed.
I'm having a maintenance guy fix my garbage disposal, which jammed up Tuesday night when I wasn't quick enough on the switch after hearing it make a loud grinding noise. Turns out my cats had used it as the goal for a game of soccer with a Bic lighter as the ball; I was only able to fish out the plastic part.
In completely unrelated news, the vet just called to tell me Jackson is recovering nicely after being neutered this morning.
That's a little harsh for kicking around a lighter. But glad he's doing well.
OMG those cookies sound amazing, ita.
I'm not a big cherry fan, but I think they would be even better with them than cranberries.
Pix, is there a patron saint of dogs? I think a candle needs lighting, or something. I light a virtual one for you.
Heh to Matt.
I get really confused when I hear about losing glasses, because mine are always on my face!
Now that I carry around three different pairs (regular, computer, sun - I don't necessarily need all three with me all the time, but often enough) all the time I worry about losing glasses CONSTANTLY