I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 17, 2015 12:37:59 pm PDT #26594 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, I left Los Angeles early this morning and was on the freeway by 8am. Made good time cruising up the 5, got into San Francisco by 1:30 and three blocks from my house...total gridlock from Bay to Breakers. Takes me 45 minutes to get around the barriers that block almost all North/South traffic in the city when I'm close enough to walk home in 15 minutes.

Then, of course, there was no parking when I did get to my neighborhood. Kind of a dirty trick, traffic gods.

At the moment I'm hating every twenty something in the City, especially that one guy in the Tigger suit. You know why Vaping Tigger Dude!!


Tom Scola - May 17, 2015 1:48:42 pm PDT #26595 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I fucking hate Vaping Tigger Dude. What an asshole.


meara - May 17, 2015 1:50:47 pm PDT #26596 of 30000

Yay porch wine and dogs!

I need more shoes that are comfortable yet cute. Such a hard niche. Also would be helpful: things that are cute for a date but don't look like trying too hard. I feel like i either have nice, work-type clothes, or jeans and tshirts.


Scrappy - May 17, 2015 2:15:55 pm PDT #26597 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

You mean Vaping Tigger Tino, don't you?


DavidS - May 17, 2015 2:29:17 pm PDT #26598 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Here's the thing about Vaping Tigger Tino Dude - and I think I actually found a knew meme to hate on the younger generation (my prerogative as an old fart) - he came up to me and asked if I could give him a ride.

First of all this was stupid because the cars were going nowhere. Which he would have noticed if he wasn't so stoned he had just fallen into a flower bed trying to kiss a girl dressed like Supermario.

Second, he was so...Uber Entitled. Like, the world owes him an instant ride. So fuck you, Vaping Tigger Tino Dude! The world does not owe you a ride!


amych - May 17, 2015 2:47:50 pm PDT #26599 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

meara: Bernie Mev.


Gris - May 17, 2015 2:51:15 pm PDT #26600 of 30000
Hey. New board.

I just had twould slices of Cooking Light's "recipe makeover" key lime pie, which uses 2% Greek yogurt in the filling and white chocolate in the crust. Both moves are ostensibly aimed at fat reduction but I swear they made a better key lime pie than any I have ever had.

Easy. Do it.

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SailAweigh - May 17, 2015 2:55:12 pm PDT #26601 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

That does sound good, Gris. My family loves Key Lime pie; I'll give it a shot.


SuziQ - May 17, 2015 4:33:30 pm PDT #26602 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Thanks Gris!!! I love key lime pie and will give this a try.

In family news, K-Bug's grad went well. My dad and his wife are in town for both graduations. We moved the rest of our stuff from the apartment - I drove the huge UHaul this time. Now we are onto the unpacking/organizing the garage phase of the fun. And, eventually, selling the rest of the furniture that didn't move and cleaning the apartment. I don't have to turn over keys until June 14th, so we can do that once we are all set-up here.


msbelle - May 17, 2015 6:38:17 pm PDT #26603 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

NB arrested again. I hope he realizes he needs some help pretty soon.