It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 17, 2015 6:52:50 am PDT #26581 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It has definitely not summer in Boston yet, and I am so hot today! Better than cold, I guess.


-t - May 17, 2015 7:02:10 am PDT #26582 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A bird flew in the cat door on the window in the back room and couldn't find it's way out again. Fortunately the cats did not notice the commotion before I did. Safely back outside.


Jesse - May 17, 2015 7:03:29 am PDT #26583 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Btw, a good time was eventually had by all yesterday! Saw some randoms I haven't seen in 20 years, including one who lives in Boston but I will probably never see again. Now having brunch.


aurelia - May 17, 2015 7:34:15 am PDT #26584 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I bought my old 37″ flatscreen TV 9 years ago. The picture was getting all splotchy on it, so it was time to get a new one.

My 20 year old tube TV still works perfectly well. The main drawback is that any text on the screen is obviously presuming a much larger screen.

I slept for 10 hours Friday night and still took a 2 hour nap yesterday afternoon. I guess I needed to catch up.


meara - May 17, 2015 7:54:58 am PDT #26585 of 30000

That's cool, Jesse! I assume you also eventually found your friend?

I don't hurt much this morning yet, but I'm a little bit afraid to get out of bed and put weight on my limbs. So, greetings from my phone. Hunger will eventually drive me to get up.


-t - May 17, 2015 8:32:00 am PDT #26586 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I got my first Mister Ghost subscription package from the Evil Supply Co. and not only is it delightful, I am using it!


Jesse - May 17, 2015 9:01:17 am PDT #26587 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My friend did eventually make it! But now she's headed home again, and I am killing time before my flight.


Jesse - May 17, 2015 9:02:09 am PDT #26588 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

-t, what does all of that mean? I mean, it sounds amazing...


-t - May 17, 2015 9:24:10 am PDT #26589 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

This is all I know [link]

This month had a Haunted House theme. I am making immediate use of the To Do Lists (people to scare, places to haunt)


Consuela - May 17, 2015 9:44:49 am PDT #26590 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have dishwasher! Although it won't be delivered until Monday, and will be left in the garage so the contractors can install it in a few months.

Went to a very fun play last night, and this morning I ran in the woods. [link]

Now I have to pay some bills and do the dishes -- I had bacon for breakfast! With eggs! So yummy. And then off to visit Dad.

He's now at the point where he's losing phone numbers, so I'm going to print out cards with his necessary numbers on them, of the right size to tape within the notebook he carries everywhere. Hopefully that will help. Argh.