Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - May 08, 2015 4:30:11 pm PDT #26056 of 30000
brillig

I have had uncommunicative cars. It's nice to have one where they can plug in and find out what's wrong. I don't think I want one that's constantly whining at me, though. I didn't have kids for a reason.


Dana - May 08, 2015 5:15:58 pm PDT #26057 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Good thing I already know Sweeney, since the people behind me spelled out the plot of the second act as soon as the curtain went up for intermission. Opera people are weird.


Connie Neil - May 08, 2015 5:29:01 pm PDT #26058 of 30000
brillig

Well, most of the stories are a hundred or more years old, I guess they figure the spoilers are already out there.


Burrell - May 08, 2015 5:33:39 pm PDT #26059 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My DH is a sweetie and got tix for Isaac and I to see "Motown" this weekend. He goes as an extra birthday gift and to give him a special event all to himself, and I go because Mother's Day. Yay!


Beverly - May 08, 2015 6:11:48 pm PDT #26060 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I'm going to be in the market for a used car sometime in the not too distant future. What are the odds of me finding something smallish, four doors, auto windows, AC. I'm okay on the ABS, but I in no way want GPS, backup camera, auto parking, or other frills that now seem to come standard. I *had* a car that talked to me, and while it was kind of nice to be reminded or cautioned, it always left the final word in the sentence unsaid: "Right door is open, stupid. Fuel is low, idiot. Parking brake is on, dummy." Although it figured mileage for me, converted km to miles, and stuff, I still felt less smart than the damn car. I don't want to layer more superiority than previously onto my next car.


Jesse - May 09, 2015 4:23:01 am PDT #26061 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So here's a question: My tiny front yard is crap -- we think it's because it's on a slope, so half-assed attempts at grass don't work well. (Possibly earnest attempts at grass would work better, but we don't care that much?) We have lilies of the valley in the back, basically taking over, which I like. So should I move some of them to the front? At some point, my mother should hire someone to Do Something with the front, but I don't think it's going to be this year. So, let the lily of the valley take over in front, too? At least they are green! And/or should I just get grass seeds and see how that goes. Keeping in mind, I don't care enough to do a lot of work on an ongoing basis.


-t - May 09, 2015 4:29:40 am PDT #26062 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't care for grass myself, so I vote lilies. I'm hoping I can coax lilies-of-the-Nile to take over part of my front yard.


Jesse - May 09, 2015 4:31:53 am PDT #26063 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's literally mostly just dirt now, and I think it's too big for all mulch, so maybe I'll move some lilies AND get some grass seed. I don't like being the worst yard on the street! There's some other groundcover type stuff in the back that bloomed blue already, so maybe I'll take some of that as well.


-t - May 09, 2015 4:39:31 am PDT #26064 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I always thought mint would make a nice ground cover. Grows like a weed, smells nice when you walk on it and if you need to mow it it probably can handle it.

Oh, I forgot to report that I finally asked my one coworker about the coffee cup that he was using to hold his scissors and which looked just like the one I used to drink coffee out if before it disappeared. Turns out, his orange cup disappeared so he grabbed one he thought was a spare off the drying shelf in the kitchen. So I got my cup back and am on the lookout for his...


Jesse - May 09, 2015 5:08:24 am PDT #26065 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I always thought mint would make a nice ground cover. Grows like a weed, smells nice when you walk on it and if you need to mow it it probably can handle it.

Ooh, that would be nice! And then you have mint! And I'm glad you got your mug back.