Wow, wish my car let me know about my key fob, but then it would probably be a liar that lies. It lets me know about oil changes, but when it says I need one two weeks after I just had one, well, where's the trust in this relationship?
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SailAweigh - May 08, 2015 10:25:28 am PDT #26018 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
tommyrot - May 08, 2015 10:25:29 am PDT #26019 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The NSA is IN YOUR CAR.
Pretty much. My car used to use my phone to automatically call in to Ford and report its condition. But I think that service expired.
Sparky1 - May 08, 2015 10:31:13 am PDT #26020 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
At the moment I have two resumes out to jobs on the West Coast, and my DH has one in Sweden. Our constant stream of applications is one reason why we haven't renovated our house. I see our architect regularly and she thanks me all the time for the people I've steered her way -- including a huge reno going on across the street.
I wish the NSA would let me know our chances of getting any of these jobs, so I could plan my life. Then again, one of them probably wants my house, because there is nothing for sale in our town, and people are desperate to get into the school system, so they might lie.
-t - May 08, 2015 10:45:27 am PDT #26021 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
The NSA , lie for personal gain? No way.
I brought in avocado egg salad for lunch, and my co-worker had extra guacamole so I am adding some of that. Doesn't suck.
Burrell - May 08, 2015 10:47:00 am PDT #26022 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hey, it's raining! I think that means I should make sure to bring up the trash cans before the side yard turns to mud.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 08, 2015 10:57:43 am PDT #26023 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Score! We just had an office raffle for goodies from an Office Max gift basket, and I won a pair of noise-cancelling headphones.
This weekend new movies are opening that star Jack Black, Sofia Vergara, and people I actually want to see. Coincidence? I think not.
SuziQ - May 08, 2015 10:59:38 am PDT #26024 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
It has been storming all day today. A thunderbumper hung out above the house for a bit. I'm going to need to check my gutters (not sure how) because the front gutter was overflowing instead of coming down the drain.
hippocampus - May 08, 2015 11:29:19 am PDT #26025 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
I have two resumes out to jobs on the West Coast, and my DH has one in Sweden.
I'm telling.
- not really.
flea - May 08, 2015 11:31:42 am PDT #26026 of 30000
information libertarian
So, I took the day off work yesterday, spent 8 hours of my personal time this week, and spent $43 out of pocket yesterday to prep for the reading celebration at my kids' school. The $43 was because teachers reported their numbers wrong (or students moved in) and I had to buy extra books so every kid would have a book. The celebration was at 2:30 today and I was not there but handed off everything in good order to the person running it (also a parent volunteer).
RIGHT after school I get an email from one of the teachers: "My whole class participated however the note on the front of the certificates says 22 enrolled and 3 not. I was also missing books. The student's missing the certificates were X who read 46 books and Y who read 27 books."
I am fucking done.
Burrell - May 08, 2015 12:05:24 pm PDT #26027 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ugh flea, my DH shares your pain! He has helped coordinate the big Read-A-Thon for the past 3 years and it's always a stressful PITA. Yesterday he pulled an all-nighter getting all the numbers in for today. He keeps saying "never again" but he said the same thing last year.