Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 06, 2015 7:05:15 am PDT #25812 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I was on the phone last night with my sister coordinating gifts, so at least that's taken care of.

My brother and I *just* text-coordinated my stepdad's BD gift (his BD is Saturday). Without internet commerce, I would be failing SO HARD at Mothers' Day and Stepdad's BD this year. Thanks, FTD and Amazon 2-day delivery!

t edit Although I do still need to run out and get cards as well. My family is a big believer in cards even with (or without) gifts.


tommyrot - May 06, 2015 7:05:23 am PDT #25813 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm driving to Madison on Friday. On Saturday my sister and I will drive to Clintonville to attend Mother's Day dinner with our mom at Angelus Retirement Community.

So at least I don't have to mail the Mother's Day card.


SuziQ - May 06, 2015 7:30:02 am PDT #25814 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Shrift - I apologize for the pancake question. That was CJ. The answer was fantastic!!!


Consuela - May 06, 2015 7:32:59 am PDT #25815 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Maybe I will get a mother's day card for my sister. And my SILs.

Drinks after work with co-workers, during which we will bitch. Yay.


shrift - May 06, 2015 7:48:50 am PDT #25816 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My brother and I *just* text-coordinated my stepdad's BD gift (his BD is Saturday).

My sister and I are exasperated with our father because we know that he'll put off picking up his part of the gift until the last minute, and we are people who plan. Or at least, I've become a person who plans, because if I don't plan, I never do anything.

Shrift - I apologize for the pancake question. That was CJ.

Ha! As a Chicago resident, I have to say that the pancake question was a pretty sick burn.


meara - May 06, 2015 8:10:20 am PDT #25817 of 30000

I got cards last night, but I'm not sure if they need extra postage, so I'm hoping to finish up at this site early enough to find a post office.

This site is super weird, btw. Looks like an abandoned prison on the outside, and inside, weirdly formal and ornate furniture. Not super comfy.


Theodosia - May 06, 2015 8:10:34 am PDT #25818 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I've taken a mid-day break, because my EZPass toll account ran out of money and I have to wait until it replenishes before I can drive through a toll booth. Not that hard to do when you go through $40-50 worth of tolls a week -- which Uber repays me for, but still.


meara - May 06, 2015 8:10:55 am PDT #25819 of 30000

Also, hi Jesse! Forgetting a book for the plane bites...especially on a cross-country!!


SuziQ - May 06, 2015 8:15:43 am PDT #25820 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

As a Chicago resident, I have to say that the pancake question was a pretty sick burn.

It is as if CJ knew that (I forgot). That was utterly random. Or was it...

Separately - does anyone here give their cats glucosamine chews? Have you found them helpful? If not, any suggestions. I'm worried about Miss Kitty and the stairs.


Zenkitty - May 06, 2015 8:25:39 am PDT #25821 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm loving Dear NSA.

Oh, yeah, expense report, mother fudger. I hate paperwork. Even when it gets me money.

Lisah, bask in that last-day freedom!

I give myself glucosamine chews. Okay, capsules. I think they're great. I'd give them to my cat.

I don't know whether to ask you to tell us something only the real Matt would know, or to suggest you add in a few more details and submit that to the next Bulwer Lytton contest.

Both! Both is good!

When I walked in to Joann's that day, they had 13 yards of Exploding TARDIS fabric. When I walked out, they had zero.

Now I'm seeing WS leaving Joann's in a slow-mo power walk, All The Fabric slung over her shoulder like spoils of war, while random TARDISes explode behind her.

I came in here to say something specific, but I've forgotten it.