Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Juliebird - May 05, 2015 3:00:22 pm PDT #25769 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

My family's dogs have finally injured my mother. Or rather, they're chew toys have. She tripped and fractured her arm, as lil bro informed me after an hour of sporadic texting before basically telling me I was interrupting his (streaming and pause-able) shows and to stop texting him. Sorry, thought it was a conversation -- that he started. I've remedied this by maturely blocking further contact.

I hope he's being ugly because of our oldest not-siblings continued existence. And I hope I'm being overly sensitive because of PMS. And I hate that I'm tiptoeing around his issues because he has power of attorney.


shrift - May 05, 2015 3:51:41 pm PDT #25770 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, that beet hummus is goddamn delicious.


Steph L. - May 05, 2015 4:01:45 pm PDT #25771 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, that beet hummus is goddamn delicious.

Right? I would never have thought to add beets to hummus, but it's fantastic.


shrift - May 05, 2015 4:15:37 pm PDT #25772 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was going to make tacos for dinner but had them for lunch instead, so I popped over to Trader Joe's for some beet hummus and marinated artichoke and made an epic chicken wrap instead. And now I'll drink the vinho verde I also got while I watch hockey.


-t - May 05, 2015 4:41:29 pm PDT #25773 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think I'm going to make it to the city council meeting tonight because (and this is pretty pathetic) I cannot stand to wear shoes for one more minute.

Maybe it is time for gin?


Connie Neil - May 05, 2015 4:43:50 pm PDT #25774 of 30000
brillig

Has the Google doodle in honor of Nelly Bly been seen by others? It has a soundtrack.


Lee - May 05, 2015 4:44:33 pm PDT #25775 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

or bourbon

I may have to stop at TJs on the way in tomorrow.


Steph L. - May 05, 2015 4:46:42 pm PDT #25776 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Don't get the bacon white cheddar popcorn.

I don't say that because it's bad; on the contrary, it is a force of nature that will laugh at your willpower as it tramples right over it and you eat the bag in 3 sittings.

Or maybe that's just me.


Sue - May 05, 2015 4:54:07 pm PDT #25777 of 30000
hip deep in pie

As usual, I am having severe Trader Joes envy.


-t - May 05, 2015 4:56:21 pm PDT #25778 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I still haven't seen this mythical bacon popcorn.

And I don't have any bourbon.

But I do have gin. And the makings of egg salad which maybe I should get going on so I don't have to try to do it in the morning. Or maybe I should go to TJ's for lunch tomorrow, I understand they get deliveries on Tuesday so maybe they won't be out of everything Teppy taunts me with.