Watching the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Not sure why.
Because LUTHER. Holy shit, that was the best.
We're in Vermont for my brother's graduation tomorrow. Highlights include finding a porn magazine in the dresser in our hotel room (seriously), my mom showing us that she travels with an enema "just in case" (no, SERIOUSLY),* and a bacon cocktail.
This is a weird weekend.
*(She said, "I better not see this on Facebook!" So, you know, I'm posting it here. You're welcome.)
That's hilarious, Steph. I seriously can't think of anything short of
an colonoscopy that would induce me to have an enema.
Because LUTHER. Holy shit, that was the best.
Damn, yes, I couldn't believe it!
My relatives talk about their bowels on, like the slightest provocation.
It's like their fandom. Which I think is awful.
As long as it is not an enema and bacon cocktail!
I knew I'd reached middle age when I realized I and my friends discussed our health issues with interest.
I didn't watch the dinner, but thanks to Natter, I have mow watched the Luther part.
Holy shit that was great.
My relatives talk about their bowels on, like the slightest provocation. It's like their fandom. Which I think is awful.
Right there with you. Dad, I appreciate you keeping me informed about your health, but unless you need me to drive you to the hospital I can do without the bathroom updates.
My local library had an arts & crafts fair today with lots of vendors, a band, and RenFaire types going around in costume teaching kids how to swordfight and such. Made for a very pleasant afternoon.
Well, tonight's adventure was a pole-dancing class!
I do not have the arm/shoulder/core strength for pole dancing. I could do the sexy walking just fine, but everything else was awkward and ow-filled. Gonna check how much the intro sessions are though, I think it might be good for me. But I think it's expensive.
Timelies all!
I guess I should be glad that their bathroom habits aren't part of the medical woes my folks frequently discuss. (Their woes and those of other people- it's one of the standard topics of conversation in Florida I guess)