What is your childhood trauma?

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Apr 18, 2015 6:01:41 pm PDT #24782 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh man y'all. I'm at a "gala" for the WI conservatory of music. Made a weird fast move to catch something dropping. Zipper on the side of my dress pops open from armpit to hip.

Thank God I had a sweater with me. Clutched the cardigan to me, got to the bathroom and fix d it. Ran into the mayor on the way out of the bathroom.


meara - Apr 18, 2015 6:08:46 pm PDT #24783 of 30000

Oh wow. Glad you were able to cover and to fix, Brenda!!


sarameg - Apr 18, 2015 6:13:47 pm PDT #24784 of 30000

Nice save!

So, just stained the deck furniture. Will need another go at it. But clearly the winter doldrums are waning; I'm impulse insane productive.


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2015 6:18:02 pm PDT #24785 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

So, I'm on day 3 (of 4) of complete vocal rest due to exciting laryngitis.

I don't have the sort of job where you can just Not Talk, so I took Thursday and Friday off.

I got incredibly bored by the end of the day on Thursday (I cleaned 2/3 of my apartment. I vacuumed.), so I spent Friday riding around with my...ummfriend while he did his weekly drive-around-town-for-totally-legal-business-reasons. I had a whiteboard that I was generally using, but, in the car, eyes on the road, so I set up text-to-speech on my laptop. I feel like this is a situation with untapped comedic potential.


billytea - Apr 18, 2015 6:21:31 pm PDT #24786 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

But she just found out she has arthritis behind her meniscus, and shouldn't run more than once a week, and only on the flat.

If arthritis is going to lurk behind her meniscus like that, the least it could do is support her in email.


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2015 6:25:27 pm PDT #24787 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Or wear dramatic "creature of the night" clothes.


-t - Apr 18, 2015 6:32:28 pm PDT #24788 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Are brenda and Debet both starring in spontaneously generated rom-coms?


aurelia - Apr 18, 2015 7:32:23 pm PDT #24789 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I think Buffistas are more dramedy material. We can sustain that longer format.


aurelia - Apr 18, 2015 7:42:16 pm PDT #24790 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

So an actor I've worked with several times is at the Castle wrap party right now. He says he's going to ask Nathan why all his [the actor's] friends keep saying "shiny" to him.


-t - Apr 18, 2015 7:57:58 pm PDT #24791 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hee!