You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2015 8:39:52 am PDT #24537 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can You Solve the Math Problem That Has Torn Singapore Apart?

A question on a quiz for teenage mathletes proved so tricky for Singapore newscaster Kenneth Kong that he posted it to Facebook to find a definitive answer. Now the problem has driven the entire country mad, and it's spreading to the rest of the world.

It's gone viral enough that even the New York Times compared it to The Dress , the asinine social media argument-starter by which all asinine social media argument-starters are now measured.

I solved it.


Connie Neil - Apr 15, 2015 8:41:51 am PDT #24538 of 30000
brillig

I was kind of horrified to realize that I'm living a fairly standard middle-class lifestyle at the moment. My standard of living is actually improving. I'm not obsessively checking the bank balance right before payday, I can contemplate the death of the washing machine with equanimity.


-t - Apr 15, 2015 8:48:25 am PDT #24539 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Relax and enjoy it, Connie. You've built enough character.


Ginger - Apr 15, 2015 8:50:44 am PDT #24540 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Dear transfusion nurse:

Why are you talking to me? Do I look like I want to be your friend?


Burrell - Apr 15, 2015 9:00:27 am PDT #24541 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I get the cognitive dissonance, Connie, but those are all good things.

And in I'm-not-fasting news, first breakfast was uber-Westside mom meal of yogurt with some chia seeds stirred into it, and second breakfast was nachos with avocado and salsa. Because first breakfast was just enough food to get me to the mechanic before 9 am, but was never gonna no how get me to lunch.

I live in the opposite of a food desert when it comes to grocery stores, and my sleepy neighborhood is finally gentrifying enough that there's some tasty restaurants and bars moving in. All to the good.

It could be that I think about food way too much. My students are writing their research papers right now and some of them are so fantastic! I tell you, I am so blown away by them. Winner for most exotic topic is the one on entomophagy (eating insects) and why it's such a nutritious and environmentally-friendly source of protein.


brenda m - Apr 15, 2015 9:02:14 am PDT #24542 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Back off, transfusion nurse.

I live like I'm in a food desert, though I really am not.

Well, comfortable walking distance for groceries puts me at a high priced organic boutiquey place (which is awesome, don't get me wrong, but not a real grocery store). But I have a) a car and b) plenty of places w/in 5 or so minute drive. And yet I pick up food on the way home from restaurants or fast food places, or live off Costco snacky stuff for the most part.

And I have three weeks worth of produce share stuff sitting on my counter/fridge being barely touched.


Connie Neil - Apr 15, 2015 9:11:37 am PDT #24543 of 30000
brillig

And the clouds begin to lift as the snow eases. It'll probably all be melted by 5 PM. 70s on Saturday.


Toddson - Apr 15, 2015 9:12:50 am PDT #24544 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

All this talk of food ... cookbook on sale on Amazon, Kindle version: Southern Biscuits.


Fred Pete - Apr 15, 2015 9:18:08 am PDT #24545 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Can You Solve the Math Problem That Has Torn Singapore Apart?

My first answer was, "They both back away slowly from the lunatic," for much the same reason given in the link. Then I came up with the wrong answer.

Which is why I was a history major who got through Intro Calculus with the help of a roommate who was an electrical engineering major.


Sue - Apr 15, 2015 9:23:59 am PDT #24546 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I live between two shopping centre so I have two supermarkets, a Walmart that sells food, two drugstores that have also branched out into groceries, two liquor stores (important food group) and my favourite store of all, the Bulk Barn within a ten-minute walk.