Wash: I'm not leaving her side, Mal. Don't ask me again. Mal: I wasn't asking. I was telling.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Apr 14, 2015 12:29:07 pm PDT #24463 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

OH, MY GOD. BRENDA. NO.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa


Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2015 12:37:29 pm PDT #24464 of 30000
brillig

Oh, lord. "OK, Customer, can you get me a screenshot of the error and email it to me?" "Sure!" And in a few seconds I get an image file that they took with their phone.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2015 12:41:56 pm PDT #24465 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Suffice to say that one guy's solution was to pull the document up on his laptop, then sign his name on a post-it and stick the post it on the screen, then use his phone to snap a picture of this and send it to me.

AhahahahahaSTAB.


Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2015 12:48:27 pm PDT #24466 of 30000
brillig

You try to be patient with the people who know understand what you can do with a computer, but it seems like they don't even try.


Sheryl - Apr 14, 2015 12:51:48 pm PDT #24467 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Some people are just plain clueless.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2015 12:59:21 pm PDT #24468 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The big bit of drama in my previously drama-free family is over a cousin's disapproved-of husband likely having been involved in arson, cue shunning of said cousin and their kids. Mom occasionally ties herself up in knots trying to rationalize that my cousin knew nothing about the scheme so she can be supportive. I flat out told Mom I don't care if she was a willing conspirator; no people or pets were harmed and I'm not going to hold property damage against a relative unless it was my property getting burned down.


Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2015 1:26:01 pm PDT #24469 of 30000
brillig

The wind is so high here that it's ripping at the siding on the building, causing large bangs and the building to shake. 25 people were hurt and 1 died in rollovers on the freeway across the desert. I pray it's calmed down in an hour and a half, but I'm not hopeful.


WindSparrow - Apr 14, 2015 1:30:37 pm PDT #24470 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I think we have the second verse of The Perfect Country Song!

Isn't that the verse about driving the truck with the dog to pick Mama up at the train station after she gets out of jail?


WindSparrow - Apr 14, 2015 1:32:32 pm PDT #24471 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, that's some scary wind, Connie.

shrift, I'm just shaking my head. I do not understand some people.


Burrell - Apr 14, 2015 1:57:58 pm PDT #24472 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Are you getting a refund? Yes. It's in Fresno.

Wait, you mean everyone in the whole country uses the Fresno address for a refund? All these years I just assumed that only Californians used it. I R DITZ.