I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2015 11:11:33 am PDT #24454 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Classic.


-t - Apr 14, 2015 11:23:14 am PDT #24455 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's great, brenda.

Ugh, shrift, I'm sorry.

Jesse, are you thinking of revealing yourself as a tumblr maven, or just pointing out that none of these people have a clue?

Haircut achieved. A little working from home and then interview.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2015 11:25:26 am PDT #24456 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, are you thinking of revealing yourself as a tumblr maven, or just pointing out that none of these people have a clue?

This is why I can't say anything, right? I mean, I don't want to get into my actual level of tumblring, but I'm sure someone would ask what my tumblr is and then what? I guess I could just say it's personal? It just seems like a whole kettle of fish.


flea - Apr 14, 2015 11:33:17 am PDT #24457 of 30000
information libertarian

Ah, work at a public library. Gentleman walks up, asks me where he can get his w-2 form. I explain that the w-2 form is usually sent by your employer directly to your home. He says he means the form to file your taxes. I ask Federal taxes? He says yes. I ask does he know which form - the 1040EZ, or...? Yes, that one. I print him the 2-page form. He asks for a pen.

Ten minutes later he's back and asks me to look up the address where you send it. Are you getting a refund? Yes. It's in Fresno.

Fastest I've ever seen anyone file taxes, and not a lick of paper did he bring with him.


Zenkitty - Apr 14, 2015 11:39:46 am PDT #24458 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Fastest I've ever seen anyone file taxes, and not a lick of paper did he bring with him.

I bow before the master.


Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2015 11:42:14 am PDT #24459 of 30000
brillig

The wind map for my region shows continual steady winds. I'm beginning to worry that the light poles in the parking lot aren't up to the swaying they're doing. And there's a howl when the door to the atrium is opened up. Possibly not the best day to have worn sandals and a skirt. There's a haze of dust as far as I can see. I think I'll take the long way home, the one not populated by high-profile vehicles.


-t - Apr 14, 2015 11:53:34 am PDT #24460 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That dude is amazing, flea. Even if he just made some shit up, amazing to be able to do that!

Yeah, Jesse, it does seem like a can of worms.

By "work from home" I apparently meant "answer one e-mail". But, hey, did that. Now I must drive.


Theodosia - Apr 14, 2015 12:15:22 pm PDT #24461 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I've had an all day headache, and one also yesterday. Powered through some Ubering anyway, and am getting some Outside time. Yay?


brenda m - Apr 14, 2015 12:26:42 pm PDT #24462 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh man, yesterday. We had a mad scramble because we needed like 20 people to sign a legal doc (which we had in Word) from a client and had to get them submitted same day. Our people are all over the place so not everyone can print, sign and scan a doc.

I will spare you all the random ass ways people came up with to do this (E-sigs! They exist! Or I can help you make one, as explained clearly in the email.)

Suffice to say that one guy's solution was to pull the document up on his laptop, then sign his name on a post-it and stick the post it on the screen, then use his phone to snap a picture of this and send it to me.

Yeah, that's going to satisfy the client's legal team. Ironclad!


shrift - Apr 14, 2015 12:29:07 pm PDT #24463 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

OH, MY GOD. BRENDA. NO.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa