Who died and made you Elvis?

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Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Apr 06, 2015 4:35:45 pm PDT #23828 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That's kind of funny, Hil, that they send the same Passover stuff no matter how it sells??

Pretty much. It looks like they just have two categories for kosher stuff -- stores that have a separate kosher kitchen in the prepared foods section, and stores that don't -- and all the stores within each category get the same stuff. We don't have a kosher kitchen, so we don't get quite the full range of Passover stuff, but we're still getting all the foods that the stores without kosher kitchens in much Jewier places get.


shrift - Apr 06, 2015 4:36:08 pm PDT #23829 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Surly teenager is attempting to rewrite history and is suggesting that when I said I was not going to look at his grades and hound him and research the teacher webpages to stay on top of assignments for this 6 weeks, that "it was up to him to do all that", that the punishment for failing grades would also be up to him.

HA. HA. HA.


msbelle - Apr 06, 2015 4:41:10 pm PDT #23830 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

day 1 of no electronics, always the same. try to be loud and annoy mom, walk back and forth from room to annoy mom, eventually come into room where mom is enjoying electronics and try to get her attention and/or annoy mom.

same speech from mom. I do not care if you are bored, your boredom is not my problem, go away.

Maybe on day 2 or 3 of no electricity mom will be caught up on media and not in a mood to pummel child, so some board game can be played.


Burrell - Apr 06, 2015 4:44:18 pm PDT #23831 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How does vegan matzoh brei wotk? I mame mine with eggs.

I'm trying to eat less meat so tonight I'm making asparagus and brown rice and avocado-tomato salad. And them gluten free fish sticks for the not-me members of the house.


sarameg - Apr 06, 2015 4:49:53 pm PDT #23832 of 30000

Ahaha. I'm sorry you have to put up with it. I'd be tempted to get a giant clicker counter button to hit every time "bored" is uttered and add an hour/day to the restriction. But I'm aware that might up the drama. It's just satisfying to think about.


Hil R. - Apr 06, 2015 4:52:43 pm PDT #23833 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

How does vegan matzoh brei wotk? I mame mine with eggs.

I replace the eggs with silken tofu that's been put in the blender with a little vegetable broth. (Tofu is a little questionable for Passover, but within my personal guidelines which don't actually make any logical sense when I try to explain them but which work for me.) About a third of a cup of the tofu mixture replaces each egg. And I add some black salt (available at Indian grocery stores) for a bit of eggy flavor. It doesn't stick together in one piece quite as well as the egg kind does, but it tastes pretty much the same.


-t - Apr 06, 2015 5:00:34 pm PDT #23834 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ok, Specific Plan Meeting, I am in you. Let's get started, I don't want to be out past my bedtime.


-t - Apr 06, 2015 5:01:34 pm PDT #23835 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sorry, not meeting, community workshop.


WindSparrow - Apr 06, 2015 5:08:49 pm PDT #23836 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Amy, I'm glad you had such a lovely day.


Ginger - Apr 06, 2015 5:14:32 pm PDT #23837 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Many small Southern towns had a "Jew store," some dating back to the era of Jewish peddlers. There's a good, but ultimately sad, memoir, i The Jew Store, about one in Tennessee. The small town were I went to high school had one, Friedlander's, which had grown beyond its humble origins to be the only building in town with an elevator. The nearest synagogue was 40 miles away. In addition to the extended Friedlander family, the only other Jewish person in town ran the shoe store. He and my mother bonded over shoes and outsiderness. She teased him about settling down, and he once responded, "Who would I marry?"

When Calvin Trillin was covering the Civil Rights movement in the South, on occasion local Jews realized he would be the 10th man in the area and hastily put together a service.