Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Apr 04, 2015 3:21:12 pm PDT #23692 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

But it won't look like a bunny.

It will look like a scary disemboweled bunny.


Burrell - Apr 04, 2015 3:29:48 pm PDT #23693 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I"m so sorry, Theo.

My friend went to her next stop on the visit, but it was lovely seeing her. But having someone stay here, even someone as kind and forgiving as her, reminded me of what a flith ridden nightmare my house has become. I've been cleaning up truly awful messes all day. Ugh.

Anyway the next step, besides finishing up some of the cleaning of course, is to color Easter eggs for tomorrow.


Burrell - Apr 04, 2015 3:30:41 pm PDT #23694 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Damn, I forgot about Steph's lamb cake. That thing always makes me happy.


Gris - Apr 04, 2015 4:02:42 pm PDT #23695 of 30000
Hey. New board.

It will look like a scary disemboweled bunny.

We just ate the bow tie.


Theodosia - Apr 04, 2015 4:05:57 pm PDT #23696 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The lamb cake sounds wonderful.

Also this morning, my car started making a Dreadful Noise. But I took it to the nice little garage around the corner (as opposed to the Awesome Garage that rebuilt the engine, which isn't open on Saturdays) and they were able to diagnose and fix the tie rods and heat shield. That cost a shade over $200, but I was able to get out and Ubering for part of the afternoon, to at least defray the cost a little.

I feel like I'm on the hamster wheel of personal finances.


Connie Neil - Apr 04, 2015 4:42:22 pm PDT #23697 of 30000
brillig

I went out and bought a bunch of small plastic bins to aid in the decluttering. It worked quite well: once I'd filled the trash bin and the plastic/paper recycling bin, I'd also put lots of stuff in the Thrift Store, non-magnetic metal, and magnetic metal bins. Plus the eBay and This Bears Further Study boxes. I think I went through two hours of the PBS home improvement shows while working, they were interesting enough that I didn't get bored just being in the room, but not so interesting that I looked up from working for more than five minutes at a time.

I need to start corralling various household chemicals and glassware to take to the pick-up next Saturday (no one around here recycles glass), and I'm planning on a trip to the metal recycler next Friday. The thrift store bin holds enough to fit into a grocery store bag, so I can decant that into a bag, put the bag in the car, and start tossing things as I come across them into the bin.

I also need to do another paper shredding session, I keep finding shoals of medical documentation that I'm not sending out into the world in a readable form.

I am not going to have a problem of too many plastic grocery bags for a while.


Steph L. - Apr 04, 2015 4:53:04 pm PDT #23698 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am not going to have a problem of too many plastic grocery bags for a while.

Some groceries have bins where you can bring back plastic grocery bags for recycling, if you don't want all of them.


sj - Apr 04, 2015 5:10:07 pm PDT #23699 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Theo, I'm so sorry.

We just brought a bunch of plastic bags to Mom's because she uses them for trash and we noticed she was out when were here last. We were overflowing because I ordered so much from Peapod this winter rather than going to the market with my reusable bags.


sarameg - Apr 04, 2015 6:57:13 pm PDT #23700 of 30000

Since I do mostly reusable bags, I don't acquire nearly the amount I used to. When it hits critical mass, I take em to the field where someone put a bag holder ( same as I have, ikea) to a tree. For dog walkers.

I've survived 10 hrs of socializing, with an hour break for naps after the shower. Then went out to dinner and a friend came over who couldn't make the dinner. My houseguests are leaving my house pretty early, but may be stopping by on their way out. Whirlwind of a visit. Gonna happen again in May, though technically, they're just crashing here for a nap after driving through the night and will be staying elsewhere for the wedding.

Did not get stopped for driving blindfolded people around. Did turn a 15 minute trip into a 45 minute maze around town.

Whumph, I'm tired and wired.


Zenkitty - Apr 04, 2015 8:05:22 pm PDT #23701 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Cleaned the downstairs and even got a shower before sister and her BF arrived. Success. I'm so much happier and calmer when my house is clean. I need to seriously work on ways to keep it that way. The method I've been using (avoid, berate myself constantly, then clean frantically whenever company is coming) is not really working out. I need a sustainable plan. The anxiety about cleaning is way worse than the actual cleaning; I need to write that on my mirror.

And for once the cats joined us instead of hiding because Other People were here, and were very well-behaved, so that was nice. The Other People were quite surprised that all the cats came when called by name.

Also got taxes done, finally. Refund is going straight into savings. My goal is to build my savings back up, to at least three months' worth of my income, by the end of August. I don't know if I can do it, but I'm trying. They say you should have six months' worth of your income set aside in case Something Happens, and that makes sense, but I've never actually had that. I don't know a lot of people who do. It almost feels scary, to contemplate having that.