Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2015 6:27:53 am PDT #23380 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh dear, Steph.

I woke up with dread, because I HATE pranks. But I do like things like little viking helmets on avatars.

I also saw that Joni Mitchell was hospitalized, but I do not know if that is a prank.


brenda m - Apr 01, 2015 6:29:27 am PDT #23381 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not a prank.


SuziQ - Apr 01, 2015 6:39:50 am PDT #23382 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My local news pranked their entertainment reporter, giving him a story about a live action Wonder Twins movie. He did his best to sell it as an awesome idea. Luckily they let him off the hook just after his story and his reaction was fantastic. Relieved, curious, more relief, and laughter that they got him.


Calli - Apr 01, 2015 6:41:52 am PDT #23383 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You know what's an underrated pleasure? Walking around barefoot on a chilly morning for a few hours, and then putting on warm socks, right out of the dryer. Mmmmmm.


Strix - Apr 01, 2015 7:02:59 am PDT #23384 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Not underrated -- akin to canoeing and swimming all day, and putting on dry socks when the sun goes down and the campfire gets blazing.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2015 7:05:59 am PDT #23385 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The toaster oven works better when it is lugged in. And I would catch on to it not being plugged in faster if the timer weren't mechanical and therefore merrily ticks away counting down whether the toaster oven is plugged in or not.

I have had that same problem! The ticking gets you every time. Maybe it's an April Fool's from the toaster oven??


-t - Apr 01, 2015 7:12:59 am PDT #23386 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's what I thought, Jesse!

Our appliances are getting too smart, I tell you what.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2015 7:18:56 am PDT #23387 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Not a prank.

Oh. Sad Now.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 01, 2015 7:25:06 am PDT #23388 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, it looks like Governor Asa Hutchinson is actually doing the right thing for once: [link]

I've long known him to be an opportunistic snake, so I'm sure this is more about potential economic repercussions than fairness and protecting civil rights, but whatever the reason the state legislature will have to double down on the bigotry rationalizations in a bright spotlight if they want to override a veto.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2015 7:46:00 am PDT #23389 of 30000
brillig

One of life's pleasure is to come in from riding on the back of a motorcycle in winter and climbing into a warm water bed. Bliss.