This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2015 7:46:00 am PDT #23389 of 30000
brillig

One of life's pleasure is to come in from riding on the back of a motorcycle in winter and climbing into a warm water bed. Bliss.


Rick - Apr 01, 2015 7:50:33 am PDT #23390 of 30000

I've got a pretty good idea of what I want to do, but I can't find anyone who'll hire me to do it.

Unfortunately for people of Hil's cohort, the academic job market has been getting more ruthlessly competitive every year, with a big boost in difficulty during the recession that just isn't resolving.

We now have people applying for beginning Assistant Professor jobs with 25 publications in good journals. Ten years ago that would have been ample to receive tenure. Twenty years ago it would have been enough for promotion to Full Professor. Forty years ago it was considered a respectable total output for a 30 year career.

Now, it just gets you in the door for an interview. I'm sure that in math or physics, where each publication tends to be more important and of more lasting effect, the numbers are different, but the same ramping up of expectations is there. It's a very difficult environment right now.

On the other hand, there are lots of jobs in academia-adjacent settings: med schools, policy institutes,government and industry interested in quantitative skills or big-data applications. Usually with more reasonable hours less eccentricity to deal with. That's the big shift in where people are getting jobs.


Dana - Apr 01, 2015 7:58:25 am PDT #23391 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am not prepared for anything to happen to Joni Mitchell.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2015 8:04:50 am PDT #23392 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

This might be my favorite prank today: Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet Now on Display at the National Air and Space Museum.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2015 8:09:36 am PDT #23393 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's perfect.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2015 8:10:30 am PDT #23394 of 30000
brillig

I just put that on my FB.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2015 8:31:18 am PDT #23395 of 30000
brillig

I just paid off my Capital One card, and I went to the customization part of the website to change the image to flames on the side of a hot rod. Kind of a combination of midlife crisis and "I almost qualify for senior discounts, time to kick things up a notch."


Scrappy - Apr 01, 2015 8:34:19 am PDT #23396 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Love that. I did my annual email prank at work. We handle unreleased movies and TV shows, so we have to have all kinds of security measures in place--employees cannot bring phones on the production floor, etc. Today, I told the staff that clients now require that we take DNA samples from everyone so we can trace any assets which go missing. I ends the email with "Open up and say Ah."

My signature referenced April fools, so no one would be fooled for long. People seem to be digging it so far.


Atropa - Apr 01, 2015 8:40:58 am PDT #23397 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Tumblr's prank, while harmless, is annoying because there's no way to turn it off except with adblock. I do not want the animated photocopier cousin of Clippy bouncing around my dash. KILL IT.


hippocampus - Apr 01, 2015 9:31:59 am PDT #23398 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Nora, I love that prank.