You know what's AWESOME when you have a weather-change-and-lack-of-sleep migraine starting? Workmen next door using a sledgehammer to tear out the concrete front steps.
Ha ha, universe.
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2015 6:11:57 am PDT #23378 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
-t - Apr 01, 2015 6:24:56 am PDT #23379 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Sympathies, Steph.
I left my allergy meds at home. Do I drive home and get them before my department meeting, or miss a couple of doses? Hm.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2015 6:27:53 am PDT #23380 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh dear, Steph.
I woke up with dread, because I HATE pranks. But I do like things like little viking helmets on avatars.
I also saw that Joni Mitchell was hospitalized, but I do not know if that is a prank.
brenda m - Apr 01, 2015 6:29:27 am PDT #23381 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Not a prank.
SuziQ - Apr 01, 2015 6:39:50 am PDT #23382 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
My local news pranked their entertainment reporter, giving him a story about a live action Wonder Twins movie. He did his best to sell it as an awesome idea. Luckily they let him off the hook just after his story and his reaction was fantastic. Relieved, curious, more relief, and laughter that they got him.
Calli - Apr 01, 2015 6:41:52 am PDT #23383 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
You know what's an underrated pleasure? Walking around barefoot on a chilly morning for a few hours, and then putting on warm socks, right out of the dryer. Mmmmmm.
Strix - Apr 01, 2015 7:02:59 am PDT #23384 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Not underrated -- akin to canoeing and swimming all day, and putting on dry socks when the sun goes down and the campfire gets blazing.
Jesse - Apr 01, 2015 7:05:59 am PDT #23385 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The toaster oven works better when it is lugged in. And I would catch on to it not being plugged in faster if the timer weren't mechanical and therefore merrily ticks away counting down whether the toaster oven is plugged in or not.
I have had that same problem! The ticking gets you every time. Maybe it's an April Fool's from the toaster oven??
-t - Apr 01, 2015 7:12:59 am PDT #23386 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's what I thought, Jesse!
Our appliances are getting too smart, I tell you what.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2015 7:18:56 am PDT #23387 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Not a prank.
Oh. Sad Now.