Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Mar 19, 2015 6:24:25 pm PDT #22638 of 30000

Ewww, Tep. Nast.

I'm watching my alma mater do their annual get-a-high-seed-then-fail. Sigh.


sarameg - Mar 19, 2015 6:24:27 pm PDT #22639 of 30000

That, I could actually deal with,Tep. Tells you where I at maybe.

PL just emailed me to promise she's unplugging. Ahaha. I hope.

Strix,may the outcome benefit all in the means which they deserve.


billytea - Mar 19, 2015 6:29:14 pm PDT #22640 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh god, you know what you don't want to find in your bedroom? (Well, lots of things, I'm sure.) Moth larvae. I am horrified and want to burn the house down. Tim is vacuuming ALL THE THINGS.

And you know the Mothman is notorious for flouting his child support payments.


Steph L. - Mar 19, 2015 6:41:37 pm PDT #22641 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And you know the Mothman is notorious for flouting his child support payments.

You mock, but the Mothman is just over the Ohio border into West Virginia (like a 2 1/2 hour drive). He's probably knocked up every lady moth in the tri-state area.

I am itching and squicked out, and yet I know there are WAY worse bugs that one can find in one's bedroom. They haven't been there long (relatively speaking), so the internet tells me that vacuuming like a maniac and washing any suspect clothing on hot and/or throwing it in the dryer will take care of most of the problem, provided we continue to vacuum regularly. Which we do.

All the clothes in the bedroom are mine (tiny house; tiny closets; Tim's clothes are in the office), and I have pretty much all cotton/synthetics, which moths don't really like to eat. So the rational part of my brain isn't too worried that this is the start of a horror movie.

My lizard brain, however is freaking the fuck out, and I'm checking my pharmacy reference site to figure out exactly how much Ativan I can safely take.


shrift - Mar 19, 2015 6:49:13 pm PDT #22642 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My lizard brain, however is freaking the fuck out, and I'm checking my pharmacy reference site to figure out exactly how much Ativan I can safely take.

I found a (Jilli-font) spider egg sac on a pair of jeans in my closet when I was maybe 20 or 21 and I am STILL TRAUMATIZED by that memory. You take that Ativan.


Steph L. - Mar 19, 2015 6:51:31 pm PDT #22643 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Honestly, a mouse or a chupacabra or a wolverine (or Wolverine) wouldn't freak me out as much as bugs. They're small and sneaky and crawly.


Steph L. - Mar 19, 2015 7:21:47 pm PDT #22644 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oooookay, that Ativan really did the trick.


-t - Mar 19, 2015 9:39:03 pm PDT #22645 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How sad, sarameg.

We are getting a little rain with our eclipse...this'll be interesting.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 19, 2015 9:44:32 pm PDT #22646 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My thinking is all of the close-in hotels will be booked up too

Zen, is it too late for whoever is doing the emergency hotel booking at your office to look at boutique hotels? I don't know if they're more or less likely to be filled up than the big chain ones, but I'm betting places like the one I stayed for the Washington F2F aren't super obvious for casual visitors.

Steph, it sounds like the snacks ringleader should take the cross of family burdens he's bearing and split it up to sell as cordwood.


Zenkitty - Mar 19, 2015 9:58:09 pm PDT #22647 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'll drop the suggestion on him, Matt. It's worth a look, certainly.