A judge in my area was mauled by a zebra today (his father keeps it and other exotic animals). I wonder if the cops thought it was St. Patrick's day drunkenness before verifying that an actual zebra was involved?
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 17, 2015 6:17:47 pm PDT #22463 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
meara - Mar 17, 2015 6:25:57 pm PDT #22464 of 30000
Zebras maul people???
Also, that's terribly unfortunate. And yet hilarious.
Calli - Mar 17, 2015 6:40:01 pm PDT #22465 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I hope your mom's treatment goes as well as possible, Jesse.
Consuela - Mar 17, 2015 7:09:54 pm PDT #22466 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Good luck to your mom, Jesse.
I didn't wear green today (all my Irish is inside), but I did make Irish soda bread tonight. It's not quite in violation of my Lenten fast, as the whole thing only has 1/3 cup of sugar in it, and a cup of currants. Tastes pretty good, and it looks lovely. Should have taken a photo before I cut a piece.
Anyway, I'll bring it to the office tomorrow, maybe with a container of jam from Walgreen's.
SuziQ - Mar 17, 2015 7:39:41 pm PDT #22467 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Is it a Colorado thing?
Maybe? Maybe a hot market thing...trying to differentiate multiple offers?
Also, that's terribly unfortunate. And yet hilarious.
Yes. This.
Zenkitty - Mar 17, 2015 7:52:29 pm PDT #22468 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Treatment~ma for your mom, Jesse.
I remember a (bad) sci-fi movie, years ago, name forgotten, that starred a woman who could... talk to animals, I think? Might've been a comic-book movie. Anyway, she was so special, she rode a zebra instead of a horse. They tried to get an actual zebra for her to ride, and discovered that zebras are not just horsies with stripes: supposedly they can't be tamed to ride, they are wild and mean and they just try to kill you. So they got her a regular horse and painted stripes on it, and called it a zebra. Like no one would notice. Hilariously bad movie.
Burrell - Mar 17, 2015 8:50:17 pm PDT #22469 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
From what I've heard, zebras are assholes.
I am not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but I am sorry the guy got mauled.
Atropa - Mar 17, 2015 9:33:43 pm PDT #22470 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
My GOD, Seanan McGuire is a prolific writer. I know Sunil is friends with her, but Jesus, does she ever sleep?
No, not really. I envy her productivity, but not enough to work at her bonkers pace.
Beverly - Mar 18, 2015 12:36:55 am PDT #22471 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Best of luck to your mom, Jesse.
-t - Mar 18, 2015 1:48:36 am PDT #22472 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Easy chemo~ma.
My to do list is back over 400. Vacation will do that, I guess.