I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Mar 17, 2015 5:13:31 am PDT #22401 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

we are in the Faroes!

So exciting! Want pictures!

Thanks for the support, all. Argh.


SuziQ - Mar 17, 2015 5:55:17 am PDT #22402 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Go -t and Lee!!!

So, I think I've had a pretty good last couple of days. What could make it better? Got my raise - 3%! The base was 2% and I had been hearing that the max was 2.5% this year, so I'm pretty happy all things considered.

I'm in the office today for a corporate "rebranding meeting". I need to find a corporate bingo card cause this is going to be a load of all that crap. But we are all expected to attend, so I'll be a good worker-bee and play along.


Strix - Mar 17, 2015 6:06:08 am PDT #22403 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Andi, is this the same Troublesome Food Cow-worker you've had problems with before?


shrift - Mar 17, 2015 6:10:28 am PDT #22404 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I've complained about the guy in Australia who keeps using my email address to sign up for TripAdvisor and used car websites. Now I have a someone who has created a Walmart baby registry with my email address. This lady is lucky she did this to an ethical person, because there are so many inappropriate things like guns and vibrators and incontinence products that I could add to that baby registry.


Consuela - Mar 17, 2015 6:37:21 am PDT #22405 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

This lady is lucky she did this to an ethical person, because there are so many inappropriate things like guns and vibrators and incontinence products that I could add to that baby registry.

HAH. Must be so tempting.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2015 6:46:09 am PDT #22406 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This lady is lucky she did this to an ethical person, because there are so many inappropriate things like guns and vibrators and incontinence products that I could add to that baby registry.

Or maybe Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal."


Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2015 7:24:08 am PDT #22407 of 30000
brillig

Is there an option for "lots of booze"?


Trudy Booth - Mar 17, 2015 7:39:11 am PDT #22408 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I really don't see what's inappropriate about a vibrator.


shrift - Mar 17, 2015 7:47:50 am PDT #22409 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

They must do baby gift registries very differently in New York.


Trudy Booth - Mar 17, 2015 8:05:09 am PDT #22410 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hey, as long as its not for the BABY...

(Actually, remember that Sex and the City episode? Hilarious.)