This lady is lucky she did this to an ethical person, because there are so many inappropriate things like guns and vibrators and incontinence products that I could add to that baby registry.
HAH. Must be so tempting.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Mar 17, 2015 6:37:21 am PDT #22405 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
tommyrot - Mar 17, 2015 6:46:09 am PDT #22406 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This lady is lucky she did this to an ethical person, because there are so many inappropriate things like guns and vibrators and incontinence products that I could add to that baby registry.
Or maybe Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal."
Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2015 7:24:08 am PDT #22407 of 30000
brillig
Is there an option for "lots of booze"?
Trudy Booth - Mar 17, 2015 7:39:11 am PDT #22408 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I really don't see what's inappropriate about a vibrator.
shrift - Mar 17, 2015 7:47:50 am PDT #22409 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
They must do baby gift registries very differently in New York.
Trudy Booth - Mar 17, 2015 8:05:09 am PDT #22410 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hey, as long as its not for the BABY...
(Actually, remember that Sex and the City episode? Hilarious.)
Beverly - Mar 17, 2015 8:40:59 am PDT #22411 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Strix, that's a great house (and deck)! And congrats on the raise.
Susan, good news on the face!
Andi, I know your pain. My dad was put on a restricted calorie diet for his BP and diabetes, and was prepared to follow it without complaint. My mom, who did all the cooking, found the suggested recipes just too unappetizing, and so continued to cook the recommended green beans, but with potatoes and fatback. She was a dessert fiend, and would bake relentlessly, and serve him devil's food cake and strawberry pie--"A little bit won't hurt him."
There was never a doctor nor a dietician born that she didn't know better than. And there was only so much I could do. She'd willingly engage in the argument, eagerly listen to my reasoning for following the recommended diet--she looked on it as an entertaining performance. And then she'd do what she wanted, anyway. Short of feeding Dad myself, and have her give him dessert anyway, there wasn't anything I could do.
I hope you can get the rest of the staff on board with you on this. And prevent the "But it tastes like crap without salt and fat and more sugar!" person from handling meal prep or shopping. Good luck.
Lee and -t--so exciting!
Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2015 8:51:52 am PDT #22412 of 30000
brillig
I've never had a doctor try to assign me a diet--well, OK, once, 15 years ago, I laughed at him. I get the straight look, the "you know this will get better if you lose weight, right?" statement, then we move on. I'm an educated adult, I'll take the fault.
SuziQ - Mar 17, 2015 9:27:07 am PDT #22413 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Bev - the deck and raise are mine. Though I wish both to Strix, mightily.
The rebranding meeting was underwhelming. When they revealed our new logo, there were crickets. It doesn't go live externally for another month. Eh, it is the work that matters, but the amount of money and hoopla behind a logo.
Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2015 9:35:32 am PDT #22414 of 30000
brillig
the amount of money and hoopla behind a logo.
It is mind boggling.