I don't want to be an adult today. I just want to lie on the floor and make groaning noises like Gary Busey in the Amazon Fire Stick commercial.
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 09, 2015 8:44:37 am PDT #21736 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
brenda m - Mar 09, 2015 8:56:23 am PDT #21737 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
So, did you all hear about the awful fraternity at University of Oklahoma and the racist chanting? The national fraternity has cut ties but the university president just stepped it up:
Boren said SAE residents would have to remove their possessions and vacate the house "by midnight tomorrow."
At today’s news conference, Boren added that he doesn't plan on helping the displaced residents find housing.
"That's not our responsibility," he said. "We don't provide student services to bigots."
-t - Mar 09, 2015 8:58:09 am PDT #21738 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
So that thing where if someone interrupts you it takes you 25 minutes to get back to whatever you were doing is really biting my butt today. Not to mention I am annoyed at my co-worker whining "when you make changes that affect our reports will you notify us?" when I have EVERY SINGLE TIME she just didn't do what I told her to back in January. ARGH.
Steph L. - Mar 09, 2015 9:01:28 am PDT #21739 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"That's not our responsibility," he said. "We don't provide student services to bigots."
Well done indeed.
Atropa - Mar 09, 2015 9:07:55 am PDT #21740 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Not in publications, but the theatre artistic director makes all these schedules and documents, and he abbreviates EVERYTHING to the point that I can hardly read it.
He sounds like he's an ex-Microsoft person, because the amount of acronyms made up and used at random there is impossible to keep track of.
Burrell - Mar 09, 2015 9:19:52 am PDT #21741 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Burrell, how soon can you get it checked?
I'm supposed to get my skin checked every 6 months regardless, and the next is scheduled to be in 2 months. I could probably call up and get that rescheduled for earlier, but my dermatologist is busy so probably still a month wait. And I definitely want to see my guy because he has a reputation for being able to diagnose cancer on sight with a ridiculous degree of accuracy.
Burrell - Mar 09, 2015 9:22:08 am PDT #21742 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Just caught a lizard in the house.
Seriously, I got two cats here, and I'm the one who catches the lizard?!?
brenda m - Mar 09, 2015 9:25:09 am PDT #21743 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Slackers.
-t - Mar 09, 2015 9:25:41 am PDT #21744 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
We used to have a LOT of tailless lizards running around.
Steph L. - Mar 09, 2015 9:29:11 am PDT #21745 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Seriously, I got two cats here, and I'm the one who catches the lizard?!?
The cats are probably saying to each other "Two-legs finally caught one!"