I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Mar 03, 2015 6:40:41 pm PST #21198 of 30000

Was your mom staying with you? You TOTALLY get a gold star for that. I'd barely make it through a week of my mom in town, much less with ME.

And yeah, probably was you!


-t - Mar 03, 2015 6:41:48 pm PST #21199 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think I need a sun lamp on a timer to help me wake up.

I have thought about doing that. It seems like a can't miss idea.

Sorry about your SIL's dog, sarameg.

And your house, Plei.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2015 6:48:28 pm PST #21200 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Was your mom staying with you? You TOTALLY get a gold star for that.

Still is. There's some frightening weather rumors for Thursday morning between here and Columbus. THIS BETTER NOT BE TRUE.


hippocampus - Mar 03, 2015 6:48:45 pm PST #21201 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Augh, Plei, I'm sorry about the house.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2015 6:48:48 pm PST #21202 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I was happy to stumble across Sméagol nested in one of the cat beds on the deck next door tonight - I hadn't seen him since before we got the ice last week, so it's good to know my favorite mouser still doing well.


shrift - Mar 03, 2015 6:55:22 pm PST #21203 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You're back?

Dana's there for a funeral. Not to be a buttinsky.

(Edited to clarify that I am the potential buttinsky in this scenario.)


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2015 7:08:15 pm PST #21204 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ah. So sorry, Dana.


flea - Mar 04, 2015 1:18:14 am PST #21205 of 30000
information libertarian

They cancelled school pre-emptively. It's MARCH, people. Stop with the snowing.


Sue - Mar 04, 2015 2:58:50 am PST #21206 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Two hours ago, I was in my bed asleep: warm, dry, content. I am no longer any of those things.


WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2015 3:01:15 am PST #21207 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Current outdoor temp is -2˚F.

It's supposed to be above freezing in a couple of days.