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meara - Mar 02, 2015 9:28:07 am PST #21061 of 30000

I would also like a basket of kittens. It is not yet kitten season, however, so even though I'm home for a couple weeks, there are no kittens to foster.


shrift - Mar 02, 2015 9:34:38 am PST #21062 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

They want to charge me $750+ to change my flight to Saturday morning. I could get the $200 change fee of that refunded possibly, but I guess I'll be cancelling the flight.


Burrell - Mar 02, 2015 9:38:22 am PST #21063 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

fuckity shrift, I'm sorry. That sucks.


sj - Mar 02, 2015 9:39:57 am PST #21064 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

shrift, did you tell them it was for a funeral? I'm not sure if that would make a difference or not. Will you get your money back for cancelling?


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2015 9:39:57 am PST #21065 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What does "meteorological Spring" mean?

Meteorologists generally consider Winter to be Dec. 1st to Feb. 28, Spring to be March 1 to May 31, etc. I like it because it cheers me up at this time of year.

I am opposed to Daylight Savings time starting before the equinox. Who thought that was a good idea?

Congress. Because they thought there should be at least one thing that would conserve energy in the energy bill they passed in the aughts. But apparently it doesn't really conserve energy,but just produces annoyance.


-t - Mar 02, 2015 9:41:06 am PST #21066 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bah, That seems unreasonable. I'm sorry shrift.


-t - Mar 02, 2015 9:45:35 am PST #21067 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Meteorologists generally consider Winter to be Dec. 1st to Feb. 28, Spring to be March 1 to May 31,

Why do they do that?

From what I understand, DST in general does not conserve energy, but even ignoring that how much thought does it take to realize that moving an hour of daylight from the morning to the evening could only be helpful if there are surplus morning daylight hours? And that before the spring equinox there's no surplus daylight?

Not quite as stupid as wanting pregnant women to swallow cameras to get a look inside the uterus, I suppose, but stupid enough to aggravate me.


shrift - Mar 02, 2015 9:48:26 am PST #21068 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, did you tell them it was for a funeral?

I did, but apparently that still means you're expected to pay for the ticket difference if you change your flight.

I have to file an extenuating circumstances refund request to get a refund of the original ticket.


sj - Mar 02, 2015 9:49:09 am PST #21069 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That, sucks. I'm sorry.


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2015 10:02:32 am PST #21070 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why do they do that?

From Wikipedia:

Meteorologists generally define four seasons in many climatic areas: spring, summer, autumn (fall) and winter. These are demarcated by the values of their average temperatures on a monthly basis, with each season lasting three months. The three warmest months are by definition summer, the three coldest months are winter and the intervening gaps are spring and autumn. Spring, when defined in this manner, can start on different dates in different regions. In terms of complete months, in most north temperate zone locations, spring months are March, April and May, although differences exist from country to country.[1] (Summer is June, July, August; autumn is September, October, November; winter is December, January, February). Most south temperate zone locations have opposing seasons with spring in September, October and November. Swedish meteorologists define the beginning of spring as the first occasion on which the average daytime temperature exceeds zero degrees Celsius for seven consecutive days, thus the date varies with latitude and elevation.[2] In Australia and New Zealand, spring conventionally begins on 1 September and ends 30 November.[