The amount of boxes in the office (firehazarddeathtrap) would have you believe he has a thriving eBay business.
Make him get rid of all but three boxes.
Dear Tim, you will appreciate the MATH of this. You only get to keep 3x the number of boxes of things you have sold on eBay in the last seven years. That is a super fair number and you have to recognize the validity of it.
Signed,
Your Wife's Mean Friend
Math is why we only have one oscilloscope, not two.
My packrat ways resulted in me saving a ton of boxes inside the big box a (long since discarded) office chair came in, which turned out to be very useful in blocking off the wall my cats tried to tunnel through. I really need to find time to go through a bunch of boxes of magazines that I haven't looked at in a decade, though. They represent at least a dozen square feet of floor space that could be open and showing exposed brick.
Dear Tim, you will appreciate the MATH of this. You only get to keep 3x the number of boxes of things you have sold on eBay in the last seven years. That is a super fair number and you have to recognize the validity of it.
For some reason, this reminds me of the TV ads I saw in Shanghai.
Mine got smaller and my arch got higher. Explain that.
I have no idea why, but almost every single pair of shoes I had (or at least the ones I actually wore) were slightly too big after chemo.
still flat footed as can be though.
It was, yes!
I need to download 5 or 6 books for vacation reading. Anyone have any recommendations?
Either of Gillian Flynn's earlier two books,
Dark Places
and
Sharp Objects.
I loved the last two Alice Hoffman novels I read,
The Red Garden
and
The Story SIsters.
Shall I recommend a different one here than on FB? The Eyre Affair.
The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers is a cute episodic novel heavily influenced by Firefly. Except with more aliens. And more sex. And alien sex. It wasn't the best thing since sliced bread, but it's a nice lightweight novel, and it's pretty cheap.
Sherwood Smith's Rondo Allegro is a fun drama/romance set during the Napoleonic wars in France, Spain and England. There is a marriage of convenience, and lots of opera, and battles at sea, and evil in-laws, and so forth. I really enjoyed it.
The Martian by Andy Weir is basically Apollo 13 set now, on Mars: an American astronaut gets stranded on Mars and has to figure out how to survive while folks on Earth slowly realize he's not dead. It's hella fun, although a bit heavy on the science.