True.

There are a lot of guys who fall in the category of "Attractive, in that he's not UNattractive, but just doesn't do it for me." Henry Cavill would be one. Also Chris Pine, who really is good-looking, but does nothing for me.

Me = wired SO WEIRDLY.

Me = wired SO WEIRDLY.

I think I am, too, but in a different way. I was watching Ellen's Furniture Design Challenge last night, and one guy made this gorgeous bookcase/room divider thing using a reclaimed industrial fan. I LOVED it.

And the (female) judge said how great it was, but that no woman ever would have it in her home. (The other two agreed, claiming it was 100% masculine, etc.) I felt like saying, "I'm sitting RIGHT HERE."

I'm with Tep on Cavill. Handsome, certainly. Doesn't do anything for me. (Also, that beard doesn't work on him for me. Beards are hit or miss. His jaw is too broad for it to work.)

Thanks, Maria. My connection has been rebooked (although I'll get in after the rental car desk closes, so it's all about the taxis for me, I guess). And now my 12:40 flight is showing a 4:30 departure time. I'm sort of at the point where I'd like them to just cancel it and let me get on with my life.

Not for nothing, but this is why there are so many famous people considered attractive -- everyone doesn't like the same ones! If we did, we would only need one.

That would be a sad world to live in.

So I've started watching X-Files while using the elliptical because it's Amazon Prime and I've never actually watched any before. Watching that while seeing our beagle sleep on the sofa made me think of a sure thing new TV show. I call it the B-files. It stars a cute, clever beagle who belongs to a FBI agent played by Emily Kinney because she's ridiculously cute and would probably look really cute doing cute shit with a cute beagle. Anyhow, the beagle helps break the case every week. Of course the FBI agent has a partner played by Grant Imahara because he's cute too, not technically an actor but that's okay since he'll be upstaged by the beagle anyhow, and he keeps trying to solve the case with robots. So you've got a cute beagle interacting with robots and solving crime--ratings gold. I figure I should pitch it to Animal Planet because they're woefully short on crime procedural shows.

Oh, man. FUCK CAPITALISM. WHY DO I GOTTA GO TO WORK????????

Signed, dogs woke me up at 2am for a potty break.

Also, my last REM cycle was devoted to reading ads for a sex toy that also had a setting for fake scat play, and the ad, which became a TV ad, because I was dreaming, was showing the poop setting and saying all the ways you could use it, which included "on cake!"

Not the dream I wanted to wake up on, brain.

It stars a cute, clever beagle

Perhaps a mutant cute, clever beagle, to enable the whole "clever" factor? Ursula Vernon, a writer and beagle owner, describes hers as "a single brain cell attached to a nose." Otherwise, excellent show idea! I'd definitely watch the pilot