Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Feb 23, 2015 4:47:41 pm PST #20236 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I have no doubt he's charming and appealing as an actor; I just don't find him blindingly, dazzlingly, or even slightly-brighter-than-usual hot, and I'd somehow gathered the impression from other corners of the internet that every (cis, het) woman on the planet of course does and those who don't are... well, not even anything, because there are no such women.

Also, Matilda has informed us that her friend Isabella also wanted to punch the guy.


P.M. Marc - Feb 23, 2015 4:49:07 pm PST #20237 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

See, if I squint, I can see where he's beer goggles hot. But the dude's no CEvans.


Zenkitty - Feb 23, 2015 4:50:17 pm PST #20238 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I knew nothing of Channing Tatum, because I hadn't seen any of his movies, until I watched Jupiter Ascending. He didn't do it for me, but I can sorta see how he'd do it for someone else. His face was well-suited to playing someone who was half dog, and I say that without snark.


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2015 4:52:48 pm PST #20239 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yeah, I don't get the Channing Tatum = hot thing at all.


hippocampus - Feb 23, 2015 4:55:03 pm PST #20240 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Not me! Though I've done it, because I'm cheap. And stupid. And also cheap.

Plei is me.


sarameg - Feb 23, 2015 4:56:57 pm PST #20241 of 30000

I have become that employee who will make you reschedule that 4 pm meeting because I will be outta there by 4:30. I'm out of fucks to give and you get me on my schedule. Have a problem with it, take it to my upper mgmt who knows I'm effectively earning less and have had my bennies cut. I'm not the only one and everyone gets to feel it. Don't wanna fire us, won't hire us.


msbelle - Feb 23, 2015 4:58:40 pm PST #20242 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

yeah, I think the dancing is part of it. Having first seen him in Step up I saw some appeal, not since.


quester - Feb 23, 2015 5:14:24 pm PST #20243 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

With her coloring it looks striking and elegant. Whereas with JLo's coloring it makes her look as if she's naked and halfway through transforming into one of the Great Race of Yith.

Matt made me whoop!

Channing Tatum is a fiction as far as I'm concerned. Bradley Cooper will always be Will from Alias.


sarameg - Feb 23, 2015 5:24:30 pm PST #20244 of 30000

Also, PMS plus fucked up back muscle due not to shoveling or swimming but SLEEPING funny. I'm a gem.


shrift - Feb 23, 2015 5:25:11 pm PST #20245 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

well, not even anything, because there are no such women.

Attraction is so subjective and I try really hard not to shit on people's happiness. Perhaps when these (cis, het) ladies are burbling about how white-hot a guy is with no dissent, people are just letting them enjoy their beautiful cake?

Who thought that a 6am flight was a good idea. I KNOW it wasn't me.

I have been at the airport super early A LOT recently, and since it's my own fault I'm there at that time, I tend to rage-eat a bacon & egg torta and load on the spicy salsa until my nose runs.