Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2015 3:57:26 pm PST #20221 of 30000
brillig

Would someone please tell me that the night before surgery is not the best time to be guilting myself that I haven't cleaned up my house properly yet? Especially when I have a year to get rid of stuff?

My god, the Brain Puritans are tenacious.


Sue - Feb 23, 2015 3:57:29 pm PST #20222 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I am so onboard on the not getting Channing Tatum. I also don't get Bradley Cooper.


Susan W. - Feb 23, 2015 3:58:39 pm PST #20223 of 30000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Connie, the night before surgery is for relaxing with whatever happy distractions best suit you. Cleaning is not a happy distraction. Neither is guilt.


Sue - Feb 23, 2015 3:59:10 pm PST #20224 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Connie, don't worry about the stuff and the mess, and good luck tomorrow.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 23, 2015 4:00:32 pm PST #20225 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

For me, Bradley Cooper and Jake Gyllenhaal are like that woman on Seinfeld whose appeal varied drastically depending on what sort of lighting she was in. Sometimes they're scorching hot, and sometimes kind of repulsive.


Jessica - Feb 23, 2015 4:01:24 pm PST #20226 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

YOU GUYS I AM SO MATURE. I just responded to a work-related question (an incredibly easy one that she should not need to be coming to me for) from my former Evil Boss and I answered it politely and didn't even sign it "Fuck off and die" or anything.

PS, my new boss is AWESOME. She is smart and competent and not a psychopath! Whee!


esse - Feb 23, 2015 4:01:41 pm PST #20227 of 30000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I will confess I've been a Channing fan since way back in the day, with "Step Up," the first in a gloriously irreverent series of dance movies that continues to charm my heart. And eyeballs. He is a very talented dancer, and he ended up marrying his female co-star from the film. Whenever he talks, he comes across as a nice, albeit wild, man. I have been a fan of his face for so long I no longer see his face.


P.M. Marc - Feb 23, 2015 4:11:16 pm PST #20228 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I enjoyed him in that one movie Pete made me watch with the brutal fight scenes and the MMA chick.


Jesse - Feb 23, 2015 4:16:52 pm PST #20229 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, man -- I just watched last night's Downton and it was so sentimentally satisfying that I realized it could only be the season finale.


shrift - Feb 23, 2015 4:37:26 pm PST #20230 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I enjoyed him in that one movie Pete made me watch with the brutal fight scenes and the MMA chick.

Haywire?