Holy crap, JZ. Religious sneak attack. Cree-pee.
"He's got a bad case of thinking too much about God."
Srsly!
My Channing Tatum tolerance (I feel like I was about to say, "You're a cheer-tator, Torrance!") is extremely low. I save Channing for Magic Mike movies, because I am compelled to support Matt Bomer, for he is shiny and crafted out of unicorn hair.
I liked "She's usually very non-violent." I can picture that being said after said teacher has gone pleasantly medieval on someone.
Ah, field trips!
I didn't get Channing Tatum at all until I saw him in something. He's funny-looking in a photograph.
Channing Tatum was totally likable and funny in both 21 Jump Street movies. He really won me over with those movies.
I like Channing. He seems like a nice guy. But that feeling involves no groininess, maybe because I like, well, Poindexters.
Also, I don't think his dancing is sexy because it looks like he has no bones and that weirds me out.
I thought that was just me.
I don't find Channing terribly sexy, or an outstanding actor. But he's serviceable in non-challenging roles. His physicality suited
Magic Mike
and
Jupiter Ascending.
But I totally get having an actor that you just don't like to watch in a movie. Sylvester Stallone and Tom Cruise both fit that bill for me.
I think Channing Tatum has some charm when he's in a role, but as a model, yeah, not so much. I did not mind looking at him in
Magic Mike,
though. I had no idea he could dance like that.
6 AM tomorrow I report for eye surgery! Whee?