Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 15, 2014 5:25:59 am PDT #1980 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, the rolliness is the benefit I did know.


Theodosia - Jul 15, 2014 5:34:41 am PDT #1981 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's so hard to replace blown away trash can lids. Unless somebody else's blows into your yard.

I went out on an early-morning expedition to get Chumley's prescription cat food, which I have to swing by the vet's to get. Did he prefer the chicken or tuna flavor, the vet tech asked me. "He likes food," I said, quite truthfully.


-t - Jul 15, 2014 5:48:17 am PDT #1982 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's a long time since I had to come up with my own trash can.


lisah - Jul 15, 2014 6:01:23 am PDT #1983 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

"Ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything. 1) Does this need to be said? 2) Does this need to be said by me? 3) “Does this need to be said by me now?"

This is what I spend the majority of my time at work thinking. And I so rarely know the correct answer.


Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2014 6:01:58 am PDT #1984 of 30000
brillig

Shadow won't eat his prescription cat food. I put it in his bowl and he gives me the look of "Daddy just fed me the yummy treats and the gooshy food." And I tell him, "Don't play that card, kid, Daddy bought two bags of this stuff for you."


brenda m - Jul 15, 2014 6:16:45 am PDT #1985 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Vlad thinks the Swiffer is his mortal enemy, and chases it. Of course, he also thinks the kitchen chairs are his mortal enemies.

My friend's basset hound Chopper has learned how to turn on the Roomba just so he can chase it around and bark at it.


Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2014 6:20:20 am PDT #1986 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thank you for the scanned burrito, -t. It was virtually delicious.

This is the first place I've ever lived that had garbage pickup. Before, it was apartment complexes with communal dumpsters, and I can't remember about the Nashville house, but I think we took our garbage to the dump ourselves. This may explain why I like watching the garbage guys throw my trash into their big truck on Tuesday mornings. It's so efficient; the truck picks up the bin and the garbageman doesn't even have to touch the trash.


tommyrot - Jul 15, 2014 6:23:20 am PDT #1987 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was a kid we divided our garbage into stuff we burned, stuff that went in the manure spreader and stuff we hauled to the dump. My job was burning stuff, which was fun.


Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2014 6:36:31 am PDT #1988 of 30000
brillig

I was tommy as a kid. We lived out in the country and we burned our trash in a small pit next to the creek. We had two garbage cans for stuff that wouldn't burn, I don't remember how those got emptied.


-t - Jul 15, 2014 6:37:26 am PDT #1989 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My friend's basset hound Chopper has learned how to turn on the Roomba just so he can chase it around and bark at it.

That's wonderful.