Xander ,'Storyteller'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My boss volunteered me, without asking me, to take over another journal for two months while its editing human is on maternity leave. Of course I said Sure! No problem!
See, I would have said "Can I do it from prison? Because I'ma STAB YOU, crazy person!!!"
...this is why I work alone.
My boss is on a business call on his cell in the bathroom!
Hopefully no one else in the bathroom is constipated.
They found the dogs! All okay.
Whew!
Hooray for puppies!
They found the dogs! All okay.
Hooray dogs!
I liked the way that the horrible New England weather is all because Chris Evans isn't your boyfriend. Slacker girl!
They found the dogs! All okay.
Oh, good!
...this is why I work alone.
Me too! I can't understand why they keep making me do stuff. Don't they realize that I just want to be left alone (while also collecting a paycheck)?
Several years ago, in New York, Siegfried and Roy had a van containing some of their tigers stolen. They went on all the TV and radio stations begging the thieves to return the van and for God's sake, don't open the back doors. About half an hour later an anonymous call came into the police saying the van was in a particular alley. Tigers were all safe, no one was reported to have been nibbled on.
Yeah, I would not want to be the carjacker who climbs into the back only to find himself face-to-face with Mantecore.
Upon consideration, Siegfried and Roy probably have the most effective home security system in the world. No one in their right mind would break into a mansion where the housepets are Siberian tigers, and as for the ones not in their right minds, well, see above about the housepets being Siberian tigers.