They found the dogs! All okay.
Hooray dogs!
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 19, 2015 8:20:16 am PST #19782 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2015 8:28:11 am PST #19783 of 30000
brillig
I liked the way that the horrible New England weather is all because Chris Evans isn't your boyfriend. Slacker girl!
Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2015 8:29:32 am PST #19784 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
They found the dogs! All okay.
Oh, good!
...this is why I work alone.
Me too! I can't understand why they keep making me do stuff. Don't they realize that I just want to be left alone (while also collecting a paycheck)?
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 19, 2015 8:35:58 am PST #19785 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Several years ago, in New York, Siegfried and Roy had a van containing some of their tigers stolen. They went on all the TV and radio stations begging the thieves to return the van and for God's sake, don't open the back doors. About half an hour later an anonymous call came into the police saying the van was in a particular alley. Tigers were all safe, no one was reported to have been nibbled on.
Yeah, I would not want to be the carjacker who climbs into the back only to find himself face-to-face with Mantecore.
Upon consideration, Siegfried and Roy probably have the most effective home security system in the world. No one in their right mind would break into a mansion where the housepets are Siberian tigers, and as for the ones not in their right minds, well, see above about the housepets being Siberian tigers.
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2015 8:44:37 am PST #19786 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
-t - Feb 19, 2015 9:28:46 am PST #19787 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yul Brynner's family were Siberian tiger hunters. So Siegfried and Roy might want to watch out for him. Or his ghost and/or descendants, I suppose.
Once again testing the hypothesis "Snickers really satisfies". Nope, not so much.
Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2015 9:47:40 am PST #19788 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
If you were this guy, would you have a better or worse chance against two Siberian tigers?
They'd just rip off the wrapping to get to the snack inside.
Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2015 9:50:57 am PST #19789 of 30000
brillig
Humans like meat wrapped treats, why wouldn't tigers?
Burrell - Feb 19, 2015 9:52:15 am PST #19790 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I just showed Food, Inc. to my students so when I look at that guy all I can think of is weird microbial skin infections. yick!
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2015 10:02:33 am PST #19791 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just knew that if I googled "meatman" I'd find a picture of a man wearing meat.
Internet, I love you.