Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 19, 2015 7:15:38 am PST #19770 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yay shrift! Fingers crossed they could find something awesome??

I am tentatively hopeful! I think the opportunities right now are in our Europe and Asia offices, so moving abroad is looking more likely.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2015 7:23:36 am PST #19771 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fleeing the US actually sounds good right now....


Jesse - Feb 19, 2015 7:26:12 am PST #19772 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I went out to get lunch, I was noticing how warm it is here! 29F!


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2015 7:45:31 am PST #19773 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My boss volunteered me, without asking me, to take over another journal for two months while its editing human is on maternity leave. Of course I said Sure! No problem! because I'm a motherfucking team player yo. This unfortunately means working with the manager who secretly doesn't like me. I am plotting everyone's demise.


erikaj - Feb 19, 2015 7:47:28 am PST #19774 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

29 hardly happens here, much less negatives. But I was here when it was 120, so I do have weather horror stories(Although the internet really showed me that enormous dust storm that time...from here, it didn't look that huge.)


msbelle - Feb 19, 2015 7:48:10 am PST #19775 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My boss is on a business call on his cell in the bathroom!


Steph L. - Feb 19, 2015 7:50:06 am PST #19776 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My boss volunteered me, without asking me, to take over another journal for two months while its editing human is on maternity leave. Of course I said Sure! No problem!

See, I would have said "Can I do it from prison? Because I'ma STAB YOU, crazy person!!!"

...this is why I work alone.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2015 8:11:51 am PST #19777 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My boss is on a business call on his cell in the bathroom!

Hopefully no one else in the bathroom is constipated.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2015 8:12:58 am PST #19778 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They found the dogs! All okay.


-t - Feb 19, 2015 8:14:27 am PST #19779 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Whew!