Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.

Giles ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Feb 18, 2015 10:47:13 am PST #19696 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Audition ~ma, ND!


flea - Feb 18, 2015 10:47:42 am PST #19697 of 30000
information libertarian

Casper once thought that the penis had to stay in the vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy, but she was 6 at the time. We have the really great kid-sex books, It's So Amazing (for the early elementary school set) and It's Perfectly Normal (for pre-teens). Also, lots of Nature documentaries. Sex - it's actually Science! In our house at the moment, anyway.


meara - Feb 18, 2015 10:50:37 am PST #19698 of 30000

Casper once thought that the penis had to stay in the vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy, but she was 6 at the time.

Well that would be awkward!

I just tried on all my shorts/capris (...living in Seattle, I only have two pairs of shorts. A few capri pants. Mostly I wear them on vacation) and am frustrated because they seem to either be skin-tight, or so loose that they settle low on my hips and come right off if I tug on them. ...and that seems to have nothing to do with size, as some of the tight ones are a larger size and some of the loose ones a smaller size! Grr.


Trudy Booth - Feb 18, 2015 11:00:13 am PST #19699 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Casper once thought that the penis had to stay in the vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy, but she was 6 at the time.

Like a plug?

Did she think it detatched?


Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2015 11:02:23 am PST #19700 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Audition ~ma, ND!


shrift - Feb 18, 2015 11:05:03 am PST #19701 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And there's already an offer out for the Bay Area position. Oh, well.

I have an awful headache that came on last night and I'm probably getting sick, so that's contributing to my feeling of hopelessness about finding another position at my company. And also my bitter resentment that I've got a fire hose of work pointed at me.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2015 11:06:21 am PST #19702 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As a kid, I was confused about cow sexuality, but that was because of all the cow-lesbianism I saw.

We didn't have bulls on our farm because they were dangerous. Which meant we had to determine when a cow was in heat before we'd call a breeder who's use a plastic glove that went up to his armpit and... you can guess the rest. My dad would stress to us the importance of telling him when a cow was in heat because if we missed it we'd have to wait a month until they were in heat again and we'd lose out on a month's milk production from that cow.

What we were told to watch for was when a cow was "riding" on another cow as if the first cow was a bull. This was called "bulling." If two cows were bulling and the cow on the bottom stood still, this meant the cow on the bottom was in heat and that the breeder needed to be called.

So for example, I'd tell my dad, "Number six was bulling number 37." My dad would ask, "Was number 37 standing still?" and I'd say, "Yes." That was it as far as I was concerned--I didn't' understand the reasons the cows behaved as they did.


amyth - Feb 18, 2015 11:31:09 am PST #19703 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Lots of ~ma, ND!


JZ - Feb 18, 2015 11:36:19 am PST #19704 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Audition~ma in abundance, ND!


brenda m - Feb 18, 2015 12:16:40 pm PST #19705 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good luck, ND!

Holy wow, I might be going to India. No dates as yet but looking likely.